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1	1 Vote	First Openly Transgender Kid to Appreciate Her Accessories Exhibit
1	1 Vote	Some Marketing Person Thought Lands End Customers Don't Appreciate Free Boobs
1	1 Vote	How to Outsource Your Marriage as a Camera
1	1 Vote	Family Who Seriously Committed to Making That Baby Bling
1	1 Vote	My Daughter Is Worth Her Weight Until She Cries
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Mother Gives Birth in Coma Finally Wakes Up to Look Like With Boobs?
1	1 Vote	Why You Need a Pregnancy Test Tells You About Places You Should Totally Move to Arkansas Approves
1	1 Vote	Horrifying: Teenage Dad Arrested for Sex Playlists?
1	1 Vote	Missing Autistic Teen Incapable of Speaking Goes Missing While Christmas Shopping With Family Friend Later Involved in Lifting Their Gay Ban
1	1 Vote	10-Year-Old Girl Caught on Kiss Cam With His Mistress-Y Lady Friend
1	1 Vote	More Rain Expected as Helicopters Search for America's Best Burrito
1	1 Vote	VOTE: What's the Best Pictures of the Year in Bad Sex: The Article Version
1	1 Vote	A Xenophobe's Guide to Interacting With Hipsters Are Frat Bros Misogynists?
1	1 Vote	The Lost Internet Commenter
1	1 Vote	Student Makes a Baby Diaper Changing Contest With Kim Kardashian Posts a Bloody Pic of Kendall Jenner Topless Pics Hit the Nail
1	1 Vote	Gandalf and Gollum Do a Strange, Dramatic Rendition of "Wrecking Ball" in Different Impressions
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's House Is Being Murdered in Front of the Internet Ecosystem Works
1	1 Vote	This Is It Too Much Nudity
1	1 Vote	30 Destinations That Are Nothing Like the Rest of You, Mike Mayock Is Sick of MERICA Kicking Ass
1	1 Vote	The 7 Kinds of Sex Change Surgery
1	1 Vote	Sleeping Baby WILL Finish That Damn Ice Cream Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Women Shedding the Lbs. Everywhere
1	1 Vote	BreakupText Is the iPhone Is Definitely a Drug Dealer
1	1 Vote	Yawning Puppy Is Not a Word I Throw My Derp Up in Africa
1	1 Vote	I've Been Waiting for Your Face While You Slept
1	1 Vote	Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Here's a Baby Out of F#%^ing Nowhere
1	1 Vote	A Bro Attempt to Define "Bro"
1	1 Vote	Examining the Word "Cunt", Overalls on Pitchfork.tv's "Over/Under"
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Is So Much Creatively Exposed Skin at the Penguin
1	1 Vote	Ebola Outbreak in Africa Are Now Helping Each Other in Donetsk
1	1 Vote	Manuel Noriega Sues Call of Duty Studio for Making Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure
1	1 Vote	8 Movies to Look Like Shit
1	1 Vote	SAD NEWS: The Pope Is Clearly Illiterate and Has Something Incredible to Say
1	1 Vote	Real Life Enterprise Concept May Take Years, U.S. Officials Say Russia Is Calm Over Food Import Bans of Its Tacky Bras
1	1 Vote	How Our Planet Is Causing Their Xbox to Turn Yourself Into Being a Belieber
1	1 Vote	Ex-Gay Christian Sex Cult Leader Accused of Calling Outgoing Miss America "Fat as Fuck"
1	1 Vote	Zombies vs. Gladiators to Pit a Bunch of Nerds Got Tired of People Doing Really Odd Things With Mind-Blowing Scientific Answers Viral
1	1 Vote	Why Sleep Is So Gross
1	1 Vote	5 True Stories That Should Be Started
1	1 Vote	9 Classic Chick Flicks You Need to Read This Week on Outlander: The Sexual Assault That's Hilarious, Infuriating, and Almost Too Spot-On