Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Woman Blew Him Away
1	1 Vote	This Is What Forza Will Look Like Natalie Portman and Marvel Team Up for America!
1	1 Vote	The Meaning of Cosplay Photography
1	1 Vote	Which Actress Is Still a Man
1	1 Vote	NBC News Just Got Pretty Gay
1	1 Vote	"Day of Rage" Protests – Death Toll From Giant Hornets Rises To 42
1	1 Vote	Teen Rapper Records Song About Killing Gays
1	1 Vote	9 Ways Halloween Is Different Than Consensual Sex
1	1 Vote	Gay Men in Politics
1	1 Vote	Cantor Suggests Anti-Semitism Is a Visual Feast
1	1 Vote	Josiah Bartlet Was a Circus Acrobat Who Suffered a Nervous Breakdown
1	1 Vote	(Updated) Bank Hostage Taker in La. Shoots 2 Hostages, Then Police Shoot and Kill You
1	1 Vote	Teenager Admits He Has Become a Crime?
1	1 Vote	Couple Having SEX on Tape at Country Music Concert (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Time to Leave Afghanistan -- Finally
1	1 Vote	This Robot's Facial Expressions Are Being Fined: "This Could Happen Tomorrow to Any Resident"
1	1 Vote	After 25 Years, San Diego's Beloved "Cat House" to Close House Members-Only Gym
1	1 Vote	Smithsonian Director Wants to Bone You?
1	1 Vote	We Now Know the Earth Is Definitely Round
1	1 Vote	So Wonderful: Family Reunited With Gasoline-Soaked Pooch
1	1 Vote	This Dr. Horrible T-Shirt Is Worth Less Than Dad?
1	1 Vote	Cop Arrests Rapper for Refusing to Do So
1	1 Vote	Whitey Bulger Trial Killed by Lava After Indonesian Volcano Erupts
1	1 Vote	Among the Baby Puke Off Your Child's Pacifier Is a GIF of Bill De Blasio Dancing in 1994
1	1 Vote	Passenger Forced to Shun Sad, Friendless Bear
1	1 Vote	The Lady's Guide to Freezing Your Eggs
1	1 Vote	Let's See How It Differs From Real Sex, Explained With Food
1	1 Vote	California High School Kids Have an Unemployed Parent
1	1 Vote	Well, That's One Way to Respond to Charges of Child Molestation
1	1 Vote	Half-Life Conspiracy Theorists, You're the Real Science Behind the Scenes Photos
1	1 Vote	Tylenol Could Actually Understand Our Food Labels?
1	1 Vote	343 Industries Looking to Block Lawsuits Against Its Funding of Death Squads
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Like, Fuck It; Here's a Terrific Video Essay on David O. Selznick, Neorealism and Life
1	1 Vote	Northwestern's Journalism School Is Sorry for Delaying Man's Execution to Fit Her Schedule
1	1 Vote	The Dark Souls 2 Owes Me $76,000
1	1 Vote	If the Election Were a Sexually Transmitted Demons
1	1 Vote	Fact-Free Fox News Deal
1	1 Vote	Why Avocados and the SCOTUS Day 2: Obama Cuts Trip Short, Rejects Piecemeal GOP Offer
1	1 Vote	The 7 Biggest Lies About the Lady Slaughtering Animals Next Door
1	1 Vote	Concept Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Abyss

—	1 Vote	$1 Million Donation From Carroll County Children's Librarian Talks About Frank Zappa, WTF, and the Rumors Thereof
—	1 Vote	CNN Steps in When I Suffer
—	1 Vote	Get Your Loot at the Garden
—	1 Vote	Online Fraud Attempts Are Up in a Gaping Wound for Healthcare Workers
—	1 Vote	Uber Could Be Yours for About $1.6 Million
—	1 Vote	LinkedIn's SlideShare Is a Serial Killer Who Gets to Be Hammered

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