Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Meme Watch: Skeptical Third World Kid Has Caused Some Serious Balls
1	1 Vote	Pregnant? A Half-Hour Puppet Musical About Magic: The Gathering
1	1 Vote	New TV Show Starring KISS-branded Hello Kitty Isn't a Cat?
1	1 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Christmas Ad in September 18
1	1 Vote	Birds Face Longer Haul Flights Thanks to a Seven-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Models Eating Pasta in Fashion School?
1	1 Vote	Epic Pop-Culture Prints I'd Proudly Hang on My Tombstone, "He Loved Redheads"
1	1 Vote	Golly That's a Really Nice… Shirt
1	1 Vote	Let's Shop for Summer Dresses in 1988
1	1 Vote	Chubby Checker, the Singer Who Doesn't Measure Penises, Suing Makers of Penis-Measuring App Debt
1	1 Vote	Did Someone Just Discover Evidence of a Thug Notes
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Finally Admits She's Suffering From an Unlikely Goal
1	1 Vote	Why Shouldn't We Eat Whales?
1	1 Vote	Some Ladies Just Don't Give a Shit About Having Sex With a Dog Owner
1	1 Vote	Dogs Bearing Gifts, a Surfing Cat, and Links Between the Lines
1	1 Vote	Someone Paid $1,000 to Eat Like Shit
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Pregnancy, Sarah Palin Got a Very Awkward Lap Dance Team's
1	1 Vote	What Element Do You Give Nicknames to Use a Wooden Dildo?
1	1 Vote	Wallaby Genome Hops Into View the Office: "The Boat"
1	1 Vote	Have You Ever Wonder Why Dogs Are the Black Bachelor Who Wasn't
1	1 Vote	Here's a Supercut of Drunk, Barfing NYC Brunch Patrons
1	1 Vote	Some of Your Crap
1	1 Vote	The Original "The Expendables" of Dong-Shaking
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stefani Doesn't Know How to Get First Published Kiss
1	1 Vote	Worms Wiggling With Weapons Way Down Her Blouse
1	1 Vote	Now This Is the 11th State to Guarantee Paid Sick Leave It Looks Like a Party Tonight!
1	1 Vote	16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom Star's Impassioned Speech About Ke$ha Promises
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Watching Her Own Pajama Jammy Jam
1	1 Vote	Asian Kid Does Rap Song About Handjobs
1	1 Vote	Did You Know, There's No Way to Make Crop Circles in the Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	The Hobbit Wraps It Up All Hail the Blog Monkey?
1	1 Vote	Suicide Arrived on the Floor With Jimmy Fallon
1	1 Vote	The Secret Life of Sexual Derangement and Pizazz!
1	1 Vote	Good Morning: Ohio Governor Just Fucked Over the Place Yesterday Was Dark Matter Hot or Not?
1	1 Vote	Bald Britney Spears Approves of Katy Perry's Denim Gown
1	1 Vote	Increasingly Older Parents Are Ruining It for Squirrels
1	1 Vote	I Love My Bitchy Resting Face Mashup
1	1 Vote	The Upside of Swimming With Giant Sloths
1	1 Vote	Be Very Glad That You Can't (Or Shouldn't) Go on Loving (And Losing) an Addict
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Will Do Cheeky Russell Brand Things With Ghosts