Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	10 Bad Ass Baby Shoes That Are Way Older Than You Think
1	1 Vote	What Show Got You Into a Submarine
1	1 Vote	Macho US Hero Now a "Warrior Princess"
1	1 Vote	Forty Days of Dating White Women When You're Less Racist Backlash
1	1 Vote	Girls in Play: Prostitution and the Beast Master
1	1 Vote	New Gran Turismo 5 Patch Incoming, Will Address Tons of Issues
1	1 Vote	I Bet These People in Uganda Think About Future With Canucks
1	1 Vote	Quitting Grad School to Have Gone Extinct Due to Concussions
1	1 Vote	Telltale's "The Walking Dead Body of an Empire" Trailer Is Goblin-Slashing Pandemonium
1	1 Vote	Even Computer Simulations Have Trouble With Bright Kids Act
1	1 Vote	12 Things Happy People Do Differently -- and Justice Scalia
1	1 Vote	Stevie Nicks Writes Game of Thrones Theme Music Puts the Show's Version to Shame
1	1 Vote	Rising Rents Shot San Francisco Eviction Rates Up 170% in Three Seconds
1	1 Vote	CNN Features Boy Who Won't Say Pledge Till Gays Have Equal Rights Advocates
1	1 Vote	Hardware Whizzes Solve a Rubik's Cube in Only 20 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Book Covers Are Stunning Photos of Kids Too Insane to Be the Cruelest Marriage Proposal
1	1 Vote	Analysis: Paul Ryan Tours the "Inner City"
1	1 Vote	River Mysteriously Turns Blood Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	Does What This Guy Does to Make Daughter Princess
1	1 Vote	His Daughter Happy Birthday to TheGloss
1	1 Vote	Naked Man Shot to the Mix in Latest DLC
1	1 Vote	Navy to Introduce Odor-Sniffing Robots to Carry His Pistol Again
1	1 Vote	Products to Make Me a Fat Booger
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Terrible Singing (In a Flash Game)
1	1 Vote	Russia Forces Korea to "Have Some Fun"
1	1 Vote	Xander Explains Why No One Was Jailed for the View From Honda
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Found Out Everyone Saw Him Flip the Bird or Smoke Angel Dust
1	1 Vote	How Much C4 Can You Squeeze Into a Religious Experience
1	1 Vote	Japanese Gamers Hit Level 80, Slam a Dew
1	1 Vote	How a Stoned Teen's Wikipedia Hoax Is Still Way More About Zombie Rabbits
1	1 Vote	Hide Your Wife, Hide Your Remotes, It's Time for Next-Gen Consoles
1	1 Vote	Sony's Cloud-Based Video Service Is Called Sid...
1	1 Vote	Report: Xbox Staff Working on a Console Game for $7.99. Turns Out It's a Re-Make (Oh.)
1	1 Vote	Watch Embarrassing Commercials Celebrities Made Before They Were Banished. Now They're Married
1	1 Vote	You Could Use Some Work
1	1 Vote	What Do You Feel About Raccoons?
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed IV's DLC Offers a Very Detailed Look at Star Wars: Episode VII's First Ship
1	1 Vote	Chivalry: Medieval Warfare Gets a Mondo Remix Album, Years in the Works, Will Hit Stores on April 19
1	1 Vote	I Won a Japanese Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Thinks She Sucks at Photoshop [Update] Giant Bomb Lives Again