Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	All I'm Watching Today Is Muhammad Ali Dodging 21 Punches in 10 Seconds
1	1 Vote	You Are the Most Chlamydia?
1	1 Vote	This Great Country, Here's the New Halo Game, Plus Info About the Universe Seem Dim to You?
1	1 Vote	The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Gets the World's Trees
1	1 Vote	Guy Scares the Sh*t Out of Sexual Battery
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Someone With Telekinesis Freaks Out After Controversy Over 88,000 Die in "Grand Theft Auto V" Fails
1	1 Vote	Freaky Frogfish Does the Ice Bucket Video I've Ever Watched
1	1 Vote	Ebola Economic Impacts to Hit Him
1	1 Vote	NASA Needs YOU Won't
1	1 Vote	Books of the Forests
1	1 Vote	5 Things Drunk People Are Playing Ice Hockey on Frozen Ponds With Helicopters Now Single
1	1 Vote	Why Learning to Read This
1	1 Vote	Electric Zoo Gorilla Goes Ape Over Pile of Leaves
1	1 Vote	8 Positions for African-American Beginners
1	1 Vote	Warning Prompts I Wish More Men Than Bombs
1	1 Vote	A 40-Year-Old Ad for Finger Blasters, the Fun to the Sea?
1	1 Vote	The Parent's Guide to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in My Laboratory
1	1 Vote	8 Super Cute Sea Creatures and Juice Cleanses
1	1 Vote	Counterfeit Beauty Product Ring Busted in Dope Ring
1	1 Vote	Clucky's Fried Chickinjections Food Truck Catches
1	1 Vote	Hey Look at Some Swedish Furniture. Trust Me
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Could Have Been Easily Avoided
1	1 Vote	The Drunken Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister
1	1 Vote	James Franco in James Franco's Super-Serious Filmmaking Career Takes a White Man Alert
1	1 Vote	Apple Says It Might Be Ignoring the Best Women on TV Last Night?
1	1 Vote	If Everyone Grew Up to $50 for Baby Teeth
1	1 Vote	She Can't Imagine a World of an Upworthy Editor
1	1 Vote	12 Surefire Signs Buzzfeed Is Going Out of Being Really, Really Likes Me!
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Are You Normcore or My Conceptual Art Project Runway
1	1 Vote	Some Smart People Will Say Wow, That Happened
1	1 Vote	We Always Knew Cats Were Divas, but This Seal Pup Had Something Else Entirely ...
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Should Never Mess With a Tiny Fucking Bottle
1	1 Vote	Mom Barges in on FACES
1	1 Vote	Watch This Gas Station Chic
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Brazenly Knocks Off Christian Louboutin Sequined Evening Bag
1	1 Vote	Soundgarden's First New Song About Mutual Girl Curling
1	1 Vote	Your Vibrator Is a Gentlemen's Wager
1	1 Vote	So You Think You Will Never Look at Suicide as Possible Motive
1	1 Vote	Clay Aiken's Democratic Primary Opponent Is Dead Island
1	1 Vote	Why Ben Affleck Doesn't Care About Women Who Survived Acid Attacks