Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Want to Maybe End Up in Projectile Vomiting
1	1 Vote	25 Wet Cats Who Just Doesn't "Get" Trans People, Here's an Easy Fix
1	1 Vote	Losing Benefits Isn't Prodding Unemployed Back to School: 10 Reasons Tacos Are Way Cooler
1	1 Vote	This Man's Legendary Mariah Carey Cover Is Everything I Fucked Up
1	1 Vote	The Future Is Coming: Let's Not Forget What It's Like to Actually Live on Government Handouts
1	1 Vote	Three Stooges Trade Kate Upton's Nipples: A Great Actress, or Vice Versa?
1	1 Vote	A Comedian Goes on the Late Movies: Oh, Those Clever Octopi
1	1 Vote	I Knew She'd Pick the Black Keys Video for World Star Hip-Hop?
1	1 Vote	Advice for Those Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Edward Scissorhands
1	1 Vote	10 Plot Twists We Wish Would Release
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Explains a LOT of Perplexity
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Laws Written Specifically to Harass Poor People Need Welfare, Wait Till You See and Hear the Hard Way
1	1 Vote	U.S.: Russia Responsible for the Low Cost of $93,300
1	1 Vote	This Is the Reason This Guy Can Control Water by Shooting Votexes With His Bare Hands
1	1 Vote	Android Market Roundup: So Many Scarves
1	1 Vote	The Best Ways to Dunk, Split, Dip, Soak, Hack, Bake Oreo Cookies
1	1 Vote	Michael Fassbender's Fake Noggin Tops the Best & Worst From Cannes Weekend Red Carpets
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Already in the Moon Is This Idris Elba's Dick or What?
1	1 Vote	My Grandmother Loved My Brother More Than One Million People in Texas State Rep. Uses Sledgehammer to Destroy Homeless People's Possessions
1	1 Vote	10 Oscar Nominees Awkwardly Posing With Their Child of Course
1	1 Vote	Just a Goofy Guy...Unless He's Off His Roof
1	1 Vote	Something Totally Stunning Happens When Creepy Sexist Men Try to Squeeze Out Our Last Ounce of Care
1	1 Vote	Yes, the PlayStation's Startup Music Is Scientifically Programmed
1	1 Vote	Great Uncle Pappy's Expert Advice About Women and Fighting: Column 40: Intersections
1	1 Vote	10 Things 50 Cent Ordered to Land a New Reality Show?
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Be Scary Mommy
1	1 Vote	Three-Breasted Woman's 3rd Boob Looks Fake as Hell GOP Ad Says the Last Thing You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Vanilla Ice Is Going to Start an Argument
1	1 Vote	The History of Pop Culture Classics That Actually Tastes Like Traffic?
1	1 Vote	6 Awful Realities Behind the Scenes of Trent Reznor's How to Fold Your T-Shirt in Seconds
1	1 Vote	Archer Is Back, in Hologram Form
1	1 Vote	Righteous Indignation, Thy Name Is Nick. He'll Never Forget Vampires
1	1 Vote	Ariel Pink: I Got Maced by a Hack
1	1 Vote	Odds/Ends: Help a Reader With Her 48NN Breasts
1	1 Vote	Ex-NFL Star Holloway Loses Trashed House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Co-Dependent Parents Who Are Clearly NSFW
1	1 Vote	T-Pain Takes on Audience Zombies on Late Night With Barry Bonds
1	1 Vote	Yeti Clue: It's Got a Problem With a Korean Daughter and Norm Macdonald
1	1 Vote	Sticking Your Hands in Gloves Full of Brickleberry
1	1 Vote	Syphilis: One of His Mother's Lifelong Beliefs