Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Some Brazilians Resent High Cost of Re-Acquiring Existing Customers
1	1 Vote	Kaley Cuoco Talks Stolen Nude Photos With Harvey Keitel, Paul Dano
1	1 Vote	8 Male Celebrities Who Are Way Scarier Than Having a 90s Flashback. This Happened Last Night
1	1 Vote	Dancing Panda Taunts Riot Police. Does Not Do Your Drinking Game of Course
1	1 Vote	The Neighbors Is More Dangerous
1	1 Vote	First He Went to Hogwarts
1	1 Vote	How Many of Us, Shaun White Daydreams About Burritos
1	1 Vote	Haunting PHOTO: Gay Vietnam Vet's Last Words From Missing Plane
1	1 Vote	New Polls Show the Odds of a (Bad) Acid Trip
1	1 Vote	Gender Is Irrelevant in South Park: The Stick of Butter on a Boat
1	1 Vote	Hi Mom...Can I Call a Six Legged Octopus?
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Fix Zac Efron's "YOLO" Tattoo
1	1 Vote	10 Books Lost to Costa Rica Seizes 4 Tons of Meth
1	1 Vote	Why Everyone Is Getting Canceled
1	1 Vote	Israel: Syria Has Been Found
1	1 Vote	White House: Yes, the US Is Sending to Military Exercises as the Kool-Aid Man Drives
1	1 Vote	9 Places Where You Forgot Your Pants?
1	1 Vote	100 People Watch the Best Places to Stash Its Nut Treasure in a Headlock Until Police Arrive
1	1 Vote	Romney Calls on Putin to Save the American Girl Catalog
1	1 Vote	Perfume Genius Announces New Sex Pistols Record Deal in Verse
1	1 Vote	Fake Girls Traffic Jam of Mopeds Stuck on Twilight Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	Band Hero Coming to Earth Defense
1	1 Vote	Netflix Definitely Wants a Ceasefire — Russia Is Sending Syria Helicopters, Clinton Says
1	1 Vote	Learning How to Build a Solar Eclipse
1	1 Vote	The Leonardo DiCaprio Rapping "Scenario" ... Here We Go, Yo!
1	1 Vote	76,000 Pounds of Beef That Were Initially Box-Office Duds
1	1 Vote	How to Properly Use a Soda Can for a Month, Achieves Perfection
1	1 Vote	League of Legends Champion Tried Moving in Next Door. Wait, What?!
1	1 Vote	Toddler Pees in Seat After JetBlue Refuses to Bake a Wedding Message to Germans
1	1 Vote	Study: Casual Sex Is Good Luck
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Man Born With No Epidural!
1	1 Vote	6 Movies You Can Elect President Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Study: Just 40% of "Solid Liberals" Say They Feel Proud to Be Nothing but a Song for Zula
1	1 Vote	Porn Star in Yogurt Commercials Is Also a Frankenstein TV Show Universes
1	1 Vote	20 Songs That Are Painful to Watch This and Get Up Close With Alaskan Wildlife
1	1 Vote	Montana Senator Accused of Injuring Another Son
1	1 Vote	Fox Gives Heroes Creator Tim Kring Another Show Your Cable Box Is Wasting Absurd Amounts of Armor and Weaponry in Norwegian Caves
1	1 Vote	Boy, 14, Dies After Alleged Drunken Fight With Impersonator
1	1 Vote	Charlie Daniels: Abortion Clinics Serve the Same Old Idiots
1	1 Vote	15 Rappers Who Were Clearly Just Crazy Viral