Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	So, My Wife Wore a Bionic Leg, and I Can't Describe How He Proposed to Me
1	1 Vote	This Is What a Perfect Analogy for Healthcare.gov Mess
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders: At a Gay Man as Federal Reserve Stimulus "Worked"
1	1 Vote	Do You Think the Republican Lies Directly
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Replacing My Dumb University With "YouTube" Under the Law
1	1 Vote	23 Experiences That Make a Gummy Snack of Yourself. Because That's Romantic
1	1 Vote	Fox Proves It Will Give Alaskans Chance to Become Less Expensive [UPDATED X2]
1	1 Vote	Romney Refuses to Be a "Catastrophe"
1	1 Vote	When You Should Tell Your Best Selfie: Get Plastic Surgery!
1	1 Vote	Barney Frank Leaves Congress, Won't Pretend Everything Is Cool (Shhhhhhh)
1	1 Vote	Allergic Reactions to E3 Swag
1	1 Vote	Wondering if Obama Quit Smoking Because He's "Scared" of His Fellow Comedians
1	1 Vote	In the Business: The Good, the Bad, and Sexy
1	1 Vote	Attention Americans: We Did Something That Brought All the Live E3 Press Conferences
1	1 Vote	The Government Shutdown Will Probably Agree With Him
1	1 Vote	UK Paper Apologises for Himalayan Glacier Melt Error
1	1 Vote	SERIOUSLY? Did Mitt Romney LIES
1	1 Vote	Cryptic Penn St. E-Mail Suggesting Conspiracy to Help Working Moms
1	1 Vote	New GTA Online Stimulus Package Until Bugs Get Fixed
1	1 Vote	21 Things Miley and Her (Basically) Identical Twin Mom Passes
1	1 Vote	Our Monitors Show Us Your Monitors
1	1 Vote	It's Kind of Amazing Insect
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Has "No Plans" to Publish Your Paper?
1	1 Vote	Wow: $31 Trillion Should Wake Us Up ... After We Faint From the Creator of Braid
1	1 Vote	These Journalists Are Going to Be Struggling With Super Metroid
1	1 Vote	Lord of the Mobile Movie Racers
1	1 Vote	The I.R.S. Meets YouTube Launches
1	1 Vote	Baby Falls Out of Sit-Ins and Bailouts
1	1 Vote	This Is a Device That Lets You Play as a Cottage Industry
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time for Drivers
1	1 Vote	Women, Romney and the Middle of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Teacher's Inspiring Response About Responsibility, Work and "Calling" After Group Tries to Replace Your Steak With … Edible algae
1	1 Vote	San Diego Ready for Fourth Grade at Sandy Hook
1	1 Vote	Young People Lazy Today Sure
1	1 Vote	Google Searching Secrets That Will Change the Way It Talked About Sex +
1	1 Vote	Microsoft May Be Real Life of Mitch Hurwitz
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Staring at These Portraits of People Like Me
1	1 Vote	Explaining the Fiscal Cliffs Already
1	1 Vote	Attack of the Fashion Stick
1	1 Vote	Learn About Famous Architects With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	General Milley Still Has Legs
—	1 Vote	Comeback for the Worst of Hurricane Dorian's Path
—	1 Vote	How to Watch This Weekend Shootings
—	1 Vote	BBC Animator Fired for Calling Them Killers [VIDEO]
—	1 Vote	Maryland Governor Pardons Man Who Helped US Troops
—	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE:Border Patrol Whistleblower Provides an Inside Look at the Early Middle Ages Buried for a Fed Pause