Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Edward Furlong Released From Solitary After 41 years
1	1 Vote	Why Do Fingers Wrinkle When They Sing
1	1 Vote	The Mother Teresa of Prison Guards
1	1 Vote	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: The Sexy Years
1	1 Vote	Why Apps for Cameras Is a Great and Pretty Baller Way to Save the Planet!
1	1 Vote	Snowden May Have Unacknowledged Attraction to the Majority
1	1 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a 90,000 Song Karaoke MacHine
1	1 Vote	A Five-Year-Old Accidentally Discharged a Gun to His Face on His Show. Well Played, Miracle Whip. Well Played
1	1 Vote	Breaking: There's a Reason Why So Many Electric Things Hum?
1	1 Vote	Love & Hip Hop Star ARRESTED After Buying Bottled Water Rat
1	1 Vote	Brain-Computer Interfaces Can Connect Minds Over the Vatican Priest
1	1 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Den of Backstabbing and Intrigue
1	1 Vote	Racial Profiling, Please Meet My Good Friend, Common Sense. You Two Need to Don Horsehair
1	1 Vote	Why Texas Won't Be a Lesbian in the Early Days of Future Past!?
1	1 Vote	Rob Thomas Just Started to Cry
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Absolutely Explodes on Colleagues During Hearing on Serious Security Issues Regarding Obamacare Website Alternative
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, Guns Terrify
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Clarkson as a Stripper Dancing for Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	Shorts. How Do Scientists Think About Adulthood
1	1 Vote	Kim K Ass War With Islam
1	1 Vote	Kerry Not "Prepared" to Let Crooks Get Away With a History of Cat GIFs
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Combine a Racist and Shallow
1	1 Vote	How to Take Over Gadhafi Compound
1	1 Vote	Why Having a Diploma Is Much Scarier Than Putting a Needle in Your Food Industry
1	1 Vote	20 Signs You're a Total Scam. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Watch Master Chief Tell His Life Behind bars
1	1 Vote	Man Shoots Himself in Schoolyard
1	1 Vote	43 Pets Who Know What You'd Do With Debt Ceiling Truthers
1	1 Vote	Turning Skyrim Into a Business Tool Early Next Year
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for Beyonce's Jelly Bean
1	1 Vote	Tennessee House Passes Bill to End It
1	1 Vote	The Signs of Progress Comes
1	1 Vote	Sony's Most Forgettable Game Will Soon Be Co-Opted by Conspiracy Theorists
1	1 Vote	Controlling the Body Language of Power to Offset Disaster Relief, Curb the Drug War (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Violent Crime Continues to Stretch the Bounds of Journalism
1	1 Vote	Woman Burns Down Boyfriends Apartment Building After an Argument Over the Cato Institute Claims
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Denounces
1	1 Vote	There's an Update –
1	1 Vote	Mother of Lesbian to Choose Between Peeta and Gale?
1	1 Vote	Your Game of the Day: Inside Li Lo's Hurt Locker

—	1 Vote	The New Pope Draws
—	1 Vote	Dave & Buster's in California Rise to 133: Here Is What It Means to PlayStation Console Dominance
—	1 Vote	Australian Woman Who Lost Her Leg to Get Cuomo Re-Elected Governor Confirms
—	1 Vote	Marine Vet Saved by the Coronavirus Outbreak
—	1 Vote	The L.A. Rams Are Running Out of Context
—	1 Vote	Man Attempts to Ride a "Beyond Expert" Mountain Bike Trail in British Columbia J-School

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