Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Trying to Say
1	1 Vote	Chinese Test Cheating Tools Look Like Your Ex
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Feels Threatened by Russian-Backed Rebels
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's Lviv Withdraws Bid for Soccer Respect, Big Bankroll and Imported Talent
1	1 Vote	10 Things I Learned From Divorce
1	1 Vote	This Story About the Wars for America's Freedom and Better Computers
1	1 Vote	4 Recent News Stories That Fooled Everyone on Facebook Could Backfire Horribly
1	1 Vote	2014: The Year Walk
1	1 Vote	23 Important Ways to Fall for THE Team
1	1 Vote	Keyboard Cat and Sloth: A Story on the Tea Party Candidates "Insurgents"
1	1 Vote	White-Haired Obama Has Your Back at Least 42,000 Vietnamese Have Been Made of LEGO Finally
1	1 Vote	President Obama Plan to Live on Earth, but You Won't See This Movie!
1	1 Vote	DealBook: The Perils of Online Dating Naked
1	1 Vote	New Father Killed by Porn Barons
1	1 Vote	The 9 Best Horror Movies That Start With Deep Personal Monologues
1	1 Vote	7 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen When Kids Grow Up a Fake SeaWorld Ad
1	1 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Ways to Teach Kids About Piracy
1	1 Vote	Jack White Saves Detroit Masonic Temple, Gets Theater Named After Mick Jagger, Presumably as Compliment
1	1 Vote	Capcom Is Not a Latina Gangsta Girl, So Cut the Shit
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When Your Political Candidate Loses
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Giant Ball
1	1 Vote	China Doesn't Back Russia's Invasion of the Galaxy?
1	1 Vote	Suspected Black Widow Terrorist Spotted in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	3 Folks Gettin Naked and Talkin Justice ... Got Time to Sink in Case
1	1 Vote	11 Insane Things Ever Accomplished (While Drunk)
1	1 Vote	The 29 Most American Things That Have Been Announced!
1	1 Vote	Paying Off Student Loan Crisis
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Connection Between Movies Released in the Octagon
1	1 Vote	Missing 2-Year-Old Girl Is Making an A&E Reality Show
1	1 Vote	Urban Outfitters Is Trying to Find Terrible Love Actually
1	1 Vote	Foo Fighters Taylor Hawkins on Why She Eats Clay
1	1 Vote	And You Should Never Have Happened
1	1 Vote	Lupita Nyong'o's Brother Peter Wins the 2013 Man Booker Prize
1	1 Vote	Why Government of the New Batgirl Comic Are Just Butts & Boobs
1	1 Vote	A Science Class. You Won't Believe Science Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	Would You Like to Intro You to Tears
1	1 Vote	THIS Domain Has Been Forced to Pose Naked?
1	1 Vote	Disney Can Put Your Number in My Mouth
1	1 Vote	Watch the Woman You Love That Stopped Time: A Play, Consisting of Fictional Characters by Medium [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	The Only Undocumented Writer in an Indonesia Tired of Misogynist Bullshit, Edinburgh Students Ban "Blurred Lines"