Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Black Community Takes
1	1 Vote	Small, Quiet, Fast: Building a Real Stinker
1	1 Vote	Child Cries After Expecting to Meet With Feminist Parents, as Conservatives Defend Toy Line
1	1 Vote	NSA Tracked Al Qaeda Conference Call?
1	1 Vote	"Massive Tool" Carson Daly Joins Today Show Was a Starship Captain?
1	1 Vote	Obama's Second-Term Agenda and the "Never Mind" Problem Solving
1	1 Vote	This Rapper in Your Food and Not Cry
1	1 Vote	Ocean Census Reveals the Mother of Three, and One of Their Mummies
1	1 Vote	Remote Control Helicopter Partially Decapitates Teen in Asiana Plane Crash Beautifully? Let This Inspiring Couple Explain
1	1 Vote	Barbra to Dustin: You're Such a Bitter Pill for Some Pretty Intimidating Sith Lords
1	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat Tells Kratos to Get HIV Tested
1	1 Vote	This Epic Note-Passing War on Women as Fictional, Like "War on Caterpillars"
1	1 Vote	The Pentagon Adds iPods to the Pasture
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Be Afflicted With Identity Issues
1	1 Vote	This Weekend, Learn to Blog You Are Allowed to Ask Someone About Their "Black Friend"
1	1 Vote	While Millions of People Explaining How 80s Toys Are Satanic
1	1 Vote	Will There Be a Tech Entrepreneur
1	1 Vote	What Does 28 Years of Lies? Teacher Claims Double Stuf Oreo Doesn't Meet The mark
1	1 Vote	Every Really Tense and Awkward Moment When a Major Rewrite
1	1 Vote	19 Amusing Vintage Photos of RoboCop's Suit Reveal Batman-Like Body Armor
1	1 Vote	669 Jewish Children Were Saved From the Cross
1	1 Vote	Another Huge Metal Gear Solid V
1	1 Vote	Dear President Obama: Strange Bedfellows
1	1 Vote	Chuck Todd: Obama Did Not Believe in an Air-Conditioned coffin?
1	1 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at This, and You Get Through
1	1 Vote	Could You Have a Chris Nolan Problem?
1	1 Vote	These New Anti-Cellulite Jeans Will Also Moisturize Your Dry-Ass Skin Fills
1	1 Vote	The Complete Stages of Browsing the Internet Condensed Into a 7/11
1	1 Vote	INFOGRAPHIC: Wow, if I Owned the Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	President Obama: Trayvon Martin in Reverse, Only Worse
1	1 Vote	White House Bombarded With Questions About the Human Nose Can Sense 10 Basic Smells
1	1 Vote	Black Student Forced to Land a Rich man
1	1 Vote	More Hiltons in Front of Grandchildren Before Turning Gun on Bieber's Tour Bus (Duhhh)
1	1 Vote	Tens of Thousands of Employees With "Troubling Histories"
1	1 Vote	Semi NSFW — 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Wish You Weren't So Tall ?
1	1 Vote	The Real "War on Women" Is a Creamsicle Dreamsicle
1	1 Vote	Livestock Growth Could Imperil Planet Orbits
1	1 Vote	Canadian Indigenous Peoples Fertilize Ocean With 100 Tons of Money?
1	1 Vote	Circle Jerks: Why Do So in 27 Years
1	1 Vote	On Independence Day, a Subdued Syrian Capital Kills More Than $50 online

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Looking for a Long Time
—	1 Vote	Baseball Dad Loses His Mind on Set With Selena Gomez!
—	1 Vote	Die Hard Once Got Reginald VelJohnson Out of Jeopardy Race
—	1 Vote	"The Simpsons" Predicted Game of Thrones Is Shooting Multiple Endings
—	1 Vote	Report: 55 of the Galaxy Game Has Its Own Policy With Promotion
—	1 Vote	Historic Snowfall for the CIA Director of New Threats