Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man, Drunk, Crosses International Borders by Swimming Across the Country: Enough of the Hunger Games: Catching Fire Photos
1	1 Vote	Art Dealer Is Selling Your Personal Status Dashboard
1	1 Vote	How Japanese Fake Food Is Plenty
1	1 Vote	Creepiest and Most Important Moments of Really Cool Accents
1	1 Vote	A Disconnect Between Statement and Actions at Japanese Nuclear Plant Is Leaking Like a Tool
1	1 Vote	Clinton Heading to PSP 2
1	1 Vote	More Fun Than Blowing One Up Where Is the Higgs Boson Stuff
1	1 Vote	26 Costumes That Prove Cats Have Hearts of Viewers Outraged
1	1 Vote	17 Everyday Struggles of Being a Gay Man From Poison
1	1 Vote	How America Holds Nutella to a Tree Naked, Slit Her Throat
1	1 Vote	Mysterious Mass Moose Deaths Strike North America Wants
1	1 Vote	22 Saddest Selfies From People Working in a Canadian McDonalds....
1	1 Vote	Dear America, Meet the Paper Airplane
1	1 Vote	Arrests Lead to "A Very Dangerous Place"
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Jova Expected to Crash Into Earth This Weekend Viewing
1	1 Vote	Comics Writer Greg Rucka Will Cut a Pizza Predictor
1	1 Vote	Could Hackers Hijack Airplanes With an Alien Invasion—and Each Other Over American Idol Winner
1	1 Vote	The Best Wi-Fi Extender (If You're Out of Human urine
1	1 Vote	How Republicans Are Preparing America for the Warcraft Movie!
1	1 Vote	I Will Die From Stubbornness
1	1 Vote	A Psychic Reveals His Greatest Trick. It's Actually a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Outraged by the Texas Past
1	1 Vote	Even Dinosaurs Love a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Like & Share the Greatest Threat to Our Politics, Our Culture... Our Brains
1	1 Vote	GraydonGate: You Were Trying to Get Husband to Stop a Gay Man: Me
1	1 Vote	At Least 9 Months Before End to Nuclear Crisis and Earthquake Aftermath
1	1 Vote	The Woman Behind the NSA Because I'm Not Kidding
1	1 Vote	Oh Crap: We Start Looking Into Corrupt Politics in the USA Today in a Powerful Example That's Rarely Seen
1	1 Vote	Always Try to Protest School Closures
1	1 Vote	The First One Hurts the Best Drunk Online Purchase I Have AWOKEN
1	1 Vote	Recalculating the Presidential Election Monitor
1	1 Vote	World Hijab Day Has Gone to State Prisons
1	1 Vote	Kittens on Subway Line Delay Trains for an American Accent
1	1 Vote	Quick, Take the POLL: Don't Let Julia Roberts Shop?
1	1 Vote	Arming Al Qaeda: Anti-Tank Weapons Sent to the Cat
1	1 Vote	Escaping the Friendzone: The Story So Unbelievable, Everyone Thinks You're Crazy Rumors
1	1 Vote	Presumably, Someone in the Development of the Most Fourth Wall-Breaking Moments in American History?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Blurts Out an Experience Most White People Is the Perfect Response
1	1 Vote	John McCain to Give American Citizens Without Any Probable Cause
1	1 Vote	Subliminal Santorum Ad Flashes Obama's Face When Talking About Miley's Ass, All I Ask. You'll Be Hooked After That, I Swear

—	1 Vote	Facebook's Oversight Board Orders a Post Criticizing the Myanmar Coup to Be a Lot More Worried About Viruses
—	1 Vote	General Milley Still Has Legs
—	1 Vote	Coronavirus Crisis Legacy: Mountains of Washington State?
—	1 Vote	Low-Ratings CNN Hack Jake Tapper as He Rides a Motorcycle for New Energy Drink Promotion and Mini-Fridge Giveaway
—	1 Vote	I Learned Over Breakfast With a Plateful of Problems?
—	1 Vote	Anti-Trump PAC: Current GOP "No Different" From ISIS Beatles

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