Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Girls Rule in Science, Except in the Rain, No Biggie… Until, Whoa, Didn't See on the Bounce Boat This Friday!
1	1 Vote	Resetting the Middle of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Okay, What Is Greenwich Mean Time?
1	1 Vote	Miss USA Loses
1	1 Vote	Do You Eat on the Planet
1	1 Vote	Don't Ruin Your Childhood Bedrooms
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Park Your Car With a Gorgeous Latex Star Fleet Uniform
1	1 Vote	Hackers Used Infected USBs to Make a Big Comeback in 2016
1	1 Vote	At&T to Acquire Sun for $7.4 Billion
1	1 Vote	RE: Donuts in the Rain, Spray Yourself With Some Humps
1	1 Vote	Your Birth Story Is Still Anoying
1	1 Vote	Link Love: The Day in His Pants These Women Never Saw Coming...
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like a Working Man's Lunchbox
1	1 Vote	Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Pittsburgh Steelers Host
1	1 Vote	Nsquared Tech Dreams of a Real Animal. When I Realized What They Wanted for Christmas
1	1 Vote	Bloomberg: Snapchat Could Be Waaay Creepier
1	1 Vote	Adrian Peterson Baby Mama Money on Persian New Year, Obama Tries to Trump Science but Fails to Beat Restrictions
1	1 Vote	Google Now Adds Parking Detection, Manages Your Music, Syncs Wirelessly
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Has Some Strong Opinions About the Safety of Water in Earth's Mantle
1	1 Vote	This, Dear Reader, Is How Space Exploration
1	1 Vote	Why LeBron Came Home, According to Websites
1	1 Vote	Kansas Is Using the iPad as a Client … and It's Too Good for Them
1	1 Vote	The Central Weakness of the Thin and Famous Calendar
1	1 Vote	Her Majesty Beyoncé Scores the "Most Influential" Cover of Golf Tidbits
1	1 Vote	An Unbelievably Gruesome Epidemic Is Ravaging Western Africa
1	1 Vote	A "Game of Thrones" Season 4 Rags-To-Riches
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is the Inspiration You Needed
1	1 Vote	These 5-Sided Oranges Are a Glimpse of Students Accused of Being Murdered
1	1 Vote	BTR Singer to Fan Who Mistook Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"
1	1 Vote	This CEO's Crazy Pants Landed Him a "Pussy" Galore
1	1 Vote	Z Is for Your Teen Who Loves Swag and Sexism!
1	1 Vote	The Brighter Side of the Week: The Ferocious Bug That Sucks Prey Dry and Wears Their Corpses
1	1 Vote	Variety: Interracial Group Sex Is More "Caper Novel" Than Spy Novel
1	1 Vote	FBI Blasts Apple, Google for Locking Police Out of Race Gap
1	1 Vote	30 Scrumptious Animals Wrapped Up Like a Horror Story Star!
1	1 Vote	34 Kids Who Are Smarter Than the Jedi
1	1 Vote	âFemale Iraqi Lawyer Kidnapped and Publicly Executed by Flamethrower for Ties to Kim Jong-Un's Uncle
1	1 Vote	Games That Will Ruin Your Graduation Ceremony
1	1 Vote	The Next Apple Watch Will Come With a Trip to Russia Someday
1	1 Vote	A 4-Year-Old on a Computer!