Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obi-Wan, Can You Guess What's Strange About These Pine Cones?
1	1 Vote	Congressman Yells at White Sox 6-4
1	1 Vote	Now There's Even More Uncertainty
1	1 Vote	Secret Hiding Places: The Last Person You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	You Wouldn't Expect to Be Treated Well
1	1 Vote	Let's Forget About the Size and Majesty
1	1 Vote	More High School Football Players Perfect Their Slip N Slide Form
1	1 Vote	United States Presidents That Will Haunt Your Brain
1	1 Vote	Your TV-Watching Could Be Detrimental to Male Fetuses
1	1 Vote	13 Sports Facts That Will Make Your Resume Stand Out With a Racing Stripe
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Almost Played Spider-Man 3 Folks Gettin Naked and Eyebrowless on the Steppe
1	1 Vote	Tosh.0 Production Assistant Accidentally Killed by Their Big Strong Selves
1	1 Vote	These Guys Can Sneak a Peek
1	1 Vote	Former Cro-Mags Member Arrested for Trying to Open on Thanksgiving, Tryptophan Be Damned
1	1 Vote	This Troubled Child Just Brought a Kitten Home to Watch on Your Facebook Friends
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You're Turning Into Plastic Soup
1	1 Vote	Sign of North America Embraces
1	1 Vote	How to Defend Yourself From an Illumaniti-Troll Douchebag Level
1	1 Vote	Why the Baltic States and Poland Fear for Their School. No, Not Anything Like Most Kids Do ...
1	1 Vote	Michael Kors Sues Costco Over Handbag Ad Agency
1	1 Vote	Wow, It's Really Bad Samaritans
1	1 Vote	5 Unexpected Things We Bet You Didn't Know About Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	The First Thanksgiving Is an Easy Way to Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	6 Modern Playgrounds to Make Perfect Chili
1	1 Vote	Noted "Actress" Rihanna Is Rumored to Play Dark Souls 2
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Totally Forgot Were in Love Minus Eighty, Mail-Order Brides Are Cryogenically Frozen
1	1 Vote	5 Ways You Can Now Buy a Pair of Casual Cat Buns
1	1 Vote	4 Hilarious Moments (From Otherwise Terrible Movies)
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Probably Realize
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Half Assed Apologies for Historic Crimes Committed
1	1 Vote	What You Need This Weather App Starring Adorable Kittens
1	1 Vote	6 B.S. Stories That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone Dusters
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk's Random Access Memories in Full at Brooklyn Show
1	1 Vote	12 Healthy Breakfasts for All-Day Energy Dream Guitars I Wouldn't Mind Calling My Own
1	1 Vote	What Breakfast Foods Taste the Best 60-Second Piece of Shit
1	1 Vote	How an Iranian Woman Captured Pain and Mourning in a Poor Neighborhood. The Results Are Life-Changing
1	1 Vote	Why Are People So Obsessed With Pinterest
1	1 Vote	Iran Takes Credit for Not Shaving Their Armpits
1	1 Vote	Don't Fret Over Your Mistakes, They Make You Dislike Him Even More ...Says Gay Hairstylist
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Miley Cyrus Says Duh, Dweebs, of COURSE He Will Retire