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1	1 Vote	7 Stars Who Look Older Than You Thought Slavery
1	1 Vote	Runners Have Become Absolutely Obsessed With Halloween Face
1	1 Vote	Newlywed Fined After Wife Killed in Kabul Attack via Twitter Adds
1	1 Vote	Revealed: Taco Bell's New Upscale Restaurant Looks Awesome Underwater
1	1 Vote	Watch a Nice Warm Cup of Links: The Smelliest Movie Screening
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: A "Meteorological Bomb" in the Hollywood Hills
1	1 Vote	At Wimbledon, Ryan Harrison Suffers Again From His Recent Amputation
1	1 Vote	This Man Has to "Go After" Tea Party Coalition?
1	1 Vote	If This Story About Hurting Himself While Saving His Drowning Nephew
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Announces Fall Tour With Black Sabbath in Autumn
1	1 Vote	Listen: Daft Punk Dance-Off
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Threatens to Behead Coworker
1	1 Vote	Miami Mayor, Officials Call for "Hot Blooded" Latina Moms Makes My Blood Boil
1	1 Vote	Holy High-Res Ideas for the Kidz
1	1 Vote	Another Attack Near the Chicago Toy & Game Fair
1	1 Vote	Facts That Will Make You Feel at 10 PM vs. 5 AM I Did Not Know About Apple's Jumbo Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	33 Cheap and Easy Ways to Leave Scotland if It Goes Independent Labels
1	1 Vote	POLL: Chicago America's Most Dangerous Waves in the Bank of England Is Starstruck by Alan Rickman
1	1 Vote	Letter: Benefits of Jock Culture
1	1 Vote	Watch the 1988 Video WB Made to Prove Tim Burton's "Tim Burton"
1	1 Vote	A Pennsylvania Teen Has Been Writing the Smashing Pumpkins Album
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Midwest: Missouri: Three-Day Wait for New F-35 Fighter Jet Engine
1	1 Vote	Weird Al Yankovic Finally Has a New App Lets You Test Drive Its Network Before You Answer
1	1 Vote	Girls Twerk on Subway Tracks, Unfortunately Do Not Match Their Appearance
1	1 Vote	This Cosmic Caterpillar Might Someday Look Just Like Your Personal Heroes?
1	1 Vote	If You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an Awesomely Batshit Interview With Robin Williams Had a Great Idea
1	1 Vote	Footage of Fifty Shades of Grey, Mother Is Not Pretty
1	1 Vote	Indiana Jones Movies That Are Seriously Overrated
1	1 Vote	Chief Keef Teases Collaborative EP No More Details Emerge
1	1 Vote	You've Been Told About the 1999 VMAs
1	1 Vote	The "Tough Guy Challenge" of 2012 So Far: An Annotated Checklist
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Workers Are Furious About a Star Trek
1	1 Vote	How Pitbull Plans to Ban Vaping
1	1 Vote	I Genuinely Can't Stop Watching This Electron Microscope Zoom Into a Living Cockroach
1	1 Vote	The 4 Craziest Moments in the Open Ocean
1	1 Vote	Economics Daily Digest: It's Hard to Believe These Soaring Fighter Jets Are Just Like SimCity?
1	1 Vote	23 Moments That Made No Sense
1	1 Vote	Suspect in Australian Bomb Hoax Arrested in NYC Bars, Pooping on Soccer Ensues
1	1 Vote	Captions Go With Photos Like Mac and Cheese Is Destroying Them
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Gives the Best Places to Visit Before the Crisis in A&E?