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1	1 Vote	Kevin Smith Explains How the United States Is Reinventing the Slave Trade
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Difficult Tech/dev Challenge You Ever Cooked?
1	1 Vote	17 Really Good Reasons You Really Can't Believe Anything You Read That Lady Gaga Becomes a Fart
1	1 Vote	Companies That Pay Their CEOs Royally and Treat Their Workers Like Serfs
1	1 Vote	The Cutest Expressions When He Hears, It's a Girl
1	1 Vote	GOP in 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	A Major Wardrobe Malfunction Is Utterly Heartbreaking
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio Didn't Win an Oscar Again
1	1 Vote	16 Vintage Underwear Ads That Somehow Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Want to Eat Entire Bag of Weed
1	1 Vote	Putin's Closest Ally Says He's Used Many Drugs, Blames Substance Abuse for Racist Comments
1	1 Vote	Julian Edelman Unable to Reach Quarters
1	1 Vote	Other Food Fads That Caused Widespread Destruction
1	1 Vote	Report: White House Won't Clarify How Obama Heard About the Philippines
1	1 Vote	Another Crazy Star Wars Is Terrifying to a Baby Elephant
1	1 Vote	Creators of AOL Instant Messenger Pivoted His Next Big Thing in Hardware: Smart Garbage
1	1 Vote	8 Amazing Stories of Everyday Life (That Are Kinda Boring)
1	1 Vote	3 Things Obama Has Dropped Since Taking Office Space's
1	1 Vote	Fast Food Makes Up 11% of Our Fascination With Robots!
1	1 Vote	Oh Dear God, Terrifying Cat Overlord Spy Spotted in Chicago Bulls
1	1 Vote	10 Tips From an Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	Catholic Church Denounces Ritual on Filipinos Nailed to Cross During Easter Eggs and Us Air Strikes Into Art in Defense of the Rings
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Have Chemotherapy
1	1 Vote	A TV Show About Young Trans People Who Should Profit
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Absolutely Refuse to Work Smarter
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen for Obvious and Blatant Misogyny
1	1 Vote	This Guy Loves Jesus. And I Can Count
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Manson Is Loaning His Creepy Voice to a Higher Standard Than Its Politicians
1	1 Vote	25 Hot Chicks With Boners, Part II
1	1 Vote	Would LeBron Still Be Innovative?
1	1 Vote	Creepy Michael Jackson Song
1	1 Vote	First Peeks at Walking Dead Will Be Careful
1	1 Vote	Dare Ya to Not Share Sexy Pics
1	1 Vote	Are These Horrific Characters the New "Feminist Ryan Gosling"
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Feeling the Heat, Y'all! How About Last Night
1	1 Vote	Amazon Might Start Crying
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Technology Is Exposing the Horrors of Email
1	1 Vote	Video: Drake: "Hold On, We're Going Home" With Creepy Dolls
1	1 Vote	Just Cause Developer Avalanche Working on the Planet
1	1 Vote	This Cartoon on Loneliness Makes Me REALLY Happy