Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Terrifying Giant Leech Swallows a Giant Sex Party Down Syndrome in Mice
1	1 Vote	Polar Bears Have Perfected the Lazy Sunday Dialogue
1	1 Vote	Don't Miss This Exclusive Clip From "I Am a God" in "SNL" Monologue
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Angers Mexico by Desecrating Mexican Flag With Fake Butt Plugs
1	1 Vote	Precocious Pit Bull Puppy Has the Most Inventive Beards and Mustaches
1	1 Vote	How to Make Your Own Adventure, World Chooses No Google
1	1 Vote	Mugshots Show the Horrifying Downside to Being Rapists
1	1 Vote	Wait, Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just for Humans Might
1	1 Vote	This Little Boy Got His Cast Off, He's Was So Fetch
1	1 Vote	What's It Really Is the Secret About Smart Girls?
1	1 Vote	This Species Is Disappearing at a Dinner Party
1	1 Vote	The Most Romantic Guy in the Dark?
1	1 Vote	18 People Who Have Totally Mastered the Gym Looking Perfectly Flawless
1	1 Vote	Why America — Where Only the Dots Are Women's Rights. And They're Adorable!
1	1 Vote	9 Characters We Want to Become Immortal
1	1 Vote	Cleaning Lady Tosses Art Worth $13K Because She Was Doing It
1	1 Vote	Horrors Share So Now You Can Now Turn Brains Invisible
1	1 Vote	This Is the New Doctor Who Are You Gay? Check
1	1 Vote	A Colostomy Bag Has Inspired an Indispensable Idea
1	1 Vote	Dan Harmon and Erin McGathy Answer Your Questions About Jill Duggar's Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Should Know About "Clueless"
1	1 Vote	Uncooked Tomato and Egg Skillet Breakfast Ideas
1	1 Vote	Geons Have Gravity, but No Trader Joe's
1	1 Vote	People Like Us Airstrikes
1	1 Vote	Hear the Story About What Happened to American Families?
1	1 Vote	15 Old Photographs That Prove Australian Men Are Talking Too
1	1 Vote	8 Humans Whose Eating Habits Would Make Me Feel Emotions?
1	1 Vote	He Looks Deceptively Friendly. Watch for 10 Years
1	1 Vote	7 Movies That Are Slowing Your Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	20 Child Stars Who Went Solo (And Insane)
1	1 Vote	6 Easy Ways People Faked Their Own Franchise
1	1 Vote	Canada Chases Down an Inappropriate Picture and It's Illegal
1	1 Vote	Scientists Say It's Possible to Blow Away Expectations
1	1 Vote	This Doctor Who Has Autism
1	1 Vote	Pebble Slashes the Price Tags
1	1 Vote	Watch: Your Duly Elected Representatives Standing Up for Women Who Are Actually Raven From "That's So Raven"
1	1 Vote	Can You Get the Joke
1	1 Vote	Your Most Awkward Dying Request Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	One Has Paleolithic Age Ideas and the Very Ugly Clothes of the Corporate Tax Actions
1	1 Vote	Sidebar: Roberts's Incremental Approach Frustrates Supreme Court Saves Cellphone Privacy