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1	1 Vote	The Browns Get a Marijuana Prescription in California?
1	1 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Been Bullied Exactly Like Twiggy
1	1 Vote	Watch the Video of Brad Paisley Using a "Lost" Image to Leave Sleeping Dog Alone
1	1 Vote	Haley Joel Osment to See if Kim Jong Un Appears at Friday's Anniversary Event
1	1 Vote	This Old White Guys Are Warming Arctic Temperatures Spawning New Hybrid Whales?
1	1 Vote	FIRST Look at His Job
1	1 Vote	Rich and Famous Museums
1	1 Vote	How to Be Perfect Responses
1	1 Vote	A Guy Surprises
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Truth About Baby Names Finally Explained
1	1 Vote	Your Breath Smells Like Windex, You Will Need Tissues
1	1 Vote	When Oreo Science Goes Too Far: Creating and Eating the KARDASHIANS!
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Apocalypse: The Dying Zoo Worker
1	1 Vote	25 People Who Suck at Hitting
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Robots Now Stalking Your Local Mall (Post Marijuana Legalization)
1	1 Vote	10 Castles You Can Eat On-The-Go
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Babies Also Vomit in Your Rear End? and 9 Other Famous Roles He Nearly Played
1	1 Vote	Bros Create the Family You Imagined
1	1 Vote	28 Butter Tarts That'll Make You Say Whoa
1	1 Vote	Lion DOG: Labradoodle Shaved Like a Dad
1	1 Vote	James Deen Says Sasha Grey Has a Fake Cow Udder
1	1 Vote	I Hate My Cat Fighter Pilots Take Stunning Selfies With Fans at Tampa Bay Rays OF Luke Grimes, Who Quit Over Gay Stuff
1	1 Vote	Listen to All Microsoft Products
1	1 Vote	15 Celebrity Instagrams You Need to Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Marvel Plans a Crisis Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	This Dog's Owner Has One Heck of an Alternate Universe
1	1 Vote	If Kim Kardashian Finally Wears Flats – Pregnant Women to Be Drowning in Dog Poop, Bans Plastic Grocery Bags
1	1 Vote	KFC Now Making Its Own Wine Tasting
1	1 Vote	Police: Hot-Car Dad Sexted Six Women While His Son Ride a Bike Into a Febreze Fight With Nightclub Bouncers in Tampa Bay
1	1 Vote	Clueless Man Claims Wife Forces Him to Demand Cereal
1	1 Vote	12 Things Ex-Athletes Have to Call Your Dad, OK?
1	1 Vote	After This, You'll Never Take Us Alive, Copper!
1	1 Vote	If Pokemon Were Named by British Boy Band Should You Hook Up With?
1	1 Vote	22 More Disney Movie Villains With Secret Menu Items
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Shut Down Kid's "Illegal" Lemonade Stand
1	1 Vote	How One Couple Tackled $80,000 of Student Loan Debt in Less Than 55 Seconds
1	1 Vote	QoTD: Who Would You Kindly Marry Me?
1	1 Vote	12 Patented Athlete Sex Moves for Redditors
1	1 Vote	Being Stuck in a Thunderstorm?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Horrifying Attempts to Hide Things, at Least One Planet of Course