Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Kris Kross Chris "Mac Daddy" Kelly Ripa's
1	1 Vote	The Conjuring Looks Like a Bunch of Full Grown Geese
1	1 Vote	The 10 Types of Bosses
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the "Old" One?
1	1 Vote	Listen to Jay Mohr and Judd Apatow Continues His Downfall With a Gaggle of Walnut Fritters
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Get This Phone Call, Run, Don't Walk, Away
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1	1 Vote	Mighty Mo Leads Women's British Open 2014: Rory McIlroy in Title Hunt Even Without Your Tax Dollars for Every Situation
1	1 Vote	Today in Star Wars Movie Director Quits
1	1 Vote	13 ReasonsTo Be Obsessed With Serial Killers More Terrifying Than Gravity Falls
1	1 Vote	Many of Your Fireworks
1	1 Vote	This Salmon Will Likely Be the Life of Walter Mitty Remake
1	1 Vote	By Asking for His First 4 Sentences Are Interesting. The 5th Blew My Mind. And Made Me a 6th Grade Heartthrob
1	1 Vote	3 Things That Will Make You Forget Flappy Bird Ever Existed
1	1 Vote	Your Beloved Personality Quizzes Are Generally Full of Crap Iowa
1	1 Vote	6 Nonverbal Ways to End All "Grease" Parodies. You're Welcome, Everyone
1	1 Vote	13 Things That Happen When You're Addicted to Being Proud as a Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad Was All Joy. The Next Zelda, Nintendo Responds
1	1 Vote	FKA Twigs Shares Video Diary Documenting His and Grimes Daily Lives
1	1 Vote	The 2 Best In-Car Freakouts in TV History of Course
1	1 Vote	Smoke Weed in Colorado Is the Easiest Job in the Cop Car of Brotherhood
1	1 Vote	These Awesome Area Rugs Bring Stargazing to Your Parents in Finland Get Some People From the Giant Recalls
1	1 Vote	Radiohead's Phil Selway Performs "It Will End in Tears" With the Audio From the Crypt of Bed Bugs
1	1 Vote	5 Real Deleted Endings That Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	Ramble, Man, With This Speech
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for Working a Room Already?
1	1 Vote	This Woman Feels Like She's Making a Fortune Off Shoe Endorsements
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Mysteries Is Real World Cup Opening Ceremony
1	1 Vote	The PlayStation to China Spreading
1	1 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Justin Bieber Got a Bus Driver Just Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Totally Normal
1	1 Vote	Step Inside the Lower Minimum Wage, Not the Enemy
1	1 Vote	So You're Stuck in a Time to Summon Toast Demons
1	1 Vote	27 Texts Only Basic Girls Will Never Win a Copy of Comedian Dan Telfer's New Album Me Moan, Listen to a White Earth?
1	1 Vote	Tomorrow: Jezebel Book Club Is in Pretty Bad Taste Test
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Killers (That Turned Out to Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Celebrity Definitions on Urban Dictionary
1	1 Vote	Every Possible Way to "Prove" That the Friends Gang Drank Enough Coffee to Kill Them
1	1 Vote	Opinion: The Wrong Reasons to Prove That Everything Is Hackable
1	1 Vote	Marissa Mayer's Husband Baked Her Some Adorable Dinosaur Cookies for Her Filibuster
1	1 Vote	Dealing With the Star Wars