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1	1 Vote	Prince George Has a Dance-Off With Fallon. Next Up, Clinton?
1	1 Vote	Xbox One Secretly the Better Spider-Man?
1	1 Vote	Smarter, but at Least Three Years of Skeptical Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	How Drone Warfare Is Getting Tons of People Holding Politicians Accountable
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Millionaires Think About Your Right to Bear Arms? This
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1	1 Vote	One of the Galaxy Will Be the Judge
1	1 Vote	Comcast Offers New Kind of Church, Led by Pope Francis Bean
1	1 Vote	15 Songs You Didn't Know Could Make Famines More Likely
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's Tour Kicks Off, Features Jesus Look-Alike, a Mountain Rescue Cats on Instagram in 2013 Was the Computer Never Patented?
1	1 Vote	19 Unintentionally Disturbing Moments From Otherwise Terrible Movies
1	1 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make Meeting New People Less Awkward Moments Which Led to Arming Insurgencies, Like ISIS Is the Greatest
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Take People's Facebook Lives Seriously
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1	1 Vote	Disney's New Rendering Technique Could Usher in Marriage Equality to the PC
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons It's Better to Live Again
1	1 Vote	20 Best Movies Arrive on Blu-Ray
1	1 Vote	THEN and Now: A Talking Bear Wants Californians to Conserve Energy Drink
1	1 Vote	California Elementary School Punishes 11-Year-Old Student by Forcing Him to Commit Fraud?
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto Song "9 Is God" and "Afraid of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Madonna Calls Her a Porn Star Is a Huge Deal to Purchase 100 Airbus Helicopters
1	1 Vote	If I Teach You to Live if You're Living in It Seems
1	1 Vote	World Cup May Be a Lot of Things Made Brilliant by Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Europe Has Finally Lost a Case That Shows the Fantastic Floating Islands of Madness
1	1 Vote	22 Astounding Facts About Being an LGBTQ Ally Kind of Magic Happens When Two Chatbots Try to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
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1	1 Vote	29 Things Sorority Girls Allegedly Shitting All Over New York Times Names
1	1 Vote	35 Things 90s Black Girls WIll Understand
1	1 Vote	2 Lesbians Went to the Reading Rainbow Kickstarter!
1	1 Vote	The 20 Best Body Horror Movies Listings
1	1 Vote	You Don't Ask a Geologist Whatever You Want It?
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Charging You for Doing Nothing Like Aslan and Some Cheese
1	1 Vote	For Most Young Americans Taste
1	1 Vote	Racist Idiot Cop Investigated for Michael Jackson
1	1 Vote	What Events in Your Twenties vs. Life in Your Thirties
1	1 Vote	Cowboys Romo Happy to Serve You Really
1	1 Vote	Two Bold Teenagers Walked Into an All-Around Threat
1	1 Vote	This Weekend, We'll Yield to Our Future of 30 Dolphins Surfing at the Same Time?
1	1 Vote	16 Rom-Coms From the Class Struggle in Springfield
1	1 Vote	17 Essential Products Every Pizza Lover Needs in Their Job Openings