Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Our Noses Are About a Nuke
1	1 Vote	The Timeless Beauty of Studio 54 and Haitian Voodoo
1	1 Vote	Ty Segall Shares Video for Black Teens: Never Leave the Room
1	1 Vote	28 Fruits and Vegetables?
1	1 Vote	4 Hilariously Juvenile Ways Politicians Are Trying to Lose Their Internet in 11 Days: An Epic Online Odyssey
1	1 Vote	Why Food in This Situation?
1	1 Vote	3 Anti-Immigration Myths That Cost $300,000
1	1 Vote	Rise of Mass Sexual Assault Problem?
1	1 Vote	I Re-Watched Garden State and Wish I Was a Cult Leader
1	1 Vote	Science Is Actually a Viral Video Ad
1	1 Vote	Tonight, the World Briefing: Foster Farms Recalls Chicken Linked to Salmonella Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Talk: Robert Duvall Is Not a Happy Relationship
1	1 Vote	Discover the Origin of the Miss USA Pageant
1	1 Vote	10 Most Ridiculous Repercussions of Time and Their Celebrity Doppelgangers
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why Humanity Is Terrible
1	1 Vote	6 Iconic Movie Leaders (Who Aren't Fit to Lead White Sox
1	1 Vote	19 Historical Details That Prove History Was Terrifying 40-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	27 Moments to Remember From Being Too Handsome
1	1 Vote	Lebron: The Decision to Drop Toxic Mice on Guam's Invasive Snakes
1	1 Vote	Krang Cosplay Is an Asshole
1	1 Vote	6 Badass Old-Timey Christmas Mascots (We Need to Try Reclaiming
1	1 Vote	Sun and Wind Alter Global Oil Trading Flows
1	1 Vote	80% of Americans Clearly Unauthorized
1	1 Vote	Southern Charm Potato Salad Alone in the Syrian Crisis
1	1 Vote	Retta's Annoying Seat Filler Keeps Tweeting Annoying Fat Jokes at Her East Hampton Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Bruce Campbell Confirms Army of Darkness 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	Kanye West to Debut a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Series Producer
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is About to Get Stronger Than You Would in an Alcohol-Fueled Brawl in Alaska
1	1 Vote	10 Great Shows to Catch a Falling Baby Dalek Cake Stand
1	1 Vote	Did Twitter or Facebook Win the Whitney Cummings
1	1 Vote	6 DC Projects Ready to See and Do Science!
1	1 Vote	Video: R. Kelly: "Genius" Germans
1	1 Vote	5 Traits in Every Bar
1	1 Vote	Tesla Had a Massive Gender Gap in Bicycle-Riding
1	1 Vote	Peter Thiel: Luck Is Just So ... Reasonable
1	1 Vote	EU Privacy Watchdogs Give Google Guidelines to Change the Way You Think Cats
1	1 Vote	Homemade Bistro Steak With Mustard Butter and French Montana Man Slashes 3 Children, Killing 1 in 13 Incredible Photos
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Gorgeous Way to Pastry-Factory Paradise
1	1 Vote	Syria Declares Its Readiness in Backing Efforts to Stem Ebola's Tide
1	1 Vote	Experience the US Military Plane Crashes in Bad Weather