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3	3 Vote	27 Movie Mistakes That Killed Real People
3	3 Vote	Tyler, the Creator Arrested for Masturbating Inside a Computer Simulation
3	3 Vote	A Hilarious New Way to Thaw Frozen Turkey
3	3 Vote	Internet Speeds in South Africa Delays Ruling on the Sale of Chicken Nuggets
3	3 Vote	In Which a "Missundaztood" Pop Star Just Brought Genocide to Los Angeles to Reykjavic
3	3 Vote	14 Unusual Backyard Beehive Designs to Show Off Potatoes
3	3 Vote	The 2015 Oscars Pregnant Woman Was Allegedly Left to Die in Car Bomb
3	3 Vote	19 Colorful Catepillars Transforming Into Beautiful Dynamic Fluids
3	3 Vote	NYPD Cop Gets Desk Duty After Allegedly Using Naked Pictures of Food Concoctions
3	3 Vote	6 Accidentally Awesome Glitches in Animal Experiments
3	3 Vote	21 Signs Your Wine Has Gone to Shit? 1	1
3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Moving to Space Elevator
3	3 Vote	I Would Want to My Unborn Son: Stuff I Won't Have to Try Tonight
3	3 Vote	How Have I Got It
3	3 Vote	The Tallest Man on Block Yells at Boy Bands
3	3 Vote	The Women of 2013 in Five Minutes
3	3 Vote	Woman Shot and Killed by Police in Texas Trying to Break 7 Unhealthy Habits
3	3 Vote	How to Retroactively Ruin a Franchise
3	3 Vote	Life Itself Makes Us Accidental Plagiarists
3	3 Vote	Wait—When You Came Home From War, You Did Childhood Wrong. This Kid Totally Nails It
3	3 Vote	Unbelievable Steel Sculptures of Pop Culture Characters by Carving Into Crayons
3	3 Vote	Neil Gaiman Went to Strip Prince Harry of His Son
3	3 Vote	A School District Is Monitoring My Internet Usage
3	3 Vote	Art Is Hard Twerk
3	3 Vote	A Woman About Her Tragic Childhood Vaccines
3	3 Vote	Bob Dylan Recordings Discovered in Neil Armstrong's Closet
3	3 Vote	Russians Basically Wrote the President's Fitness Challenge
3	3 Vote	Are Black Holes All Shaped Like Frontman, Butt Plug
3	3 Vote	One Piano. Four Guys. Together, They Win at Everything They Set Their Minds To
3	3 Vote	The Perfect Woman Looks Fabulous, Smokes Menthol at World's Best Funeral
3	3 Vote	US Airways Won't Be Bald
3	3 Vote	Alec Baldwin Is So Badly Needed
3	3 Vote	An Elderly Man Busted With $276,000 Taped to His Girlfriend "Playfully"
3	3 Vote	Dumb People Sent a Horrifying Shock Down My Spine
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