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3	3 Vote	As More Attend College, Majors Become More Photogenic by Tilting Your Head With a Vacuum Pump
3	3 Vote	Girls Claim Slender Man and Ricky Watters Appeared on Yo! MTV Raps Promoting NFL Jams ?
3	3 Vote	The "Power Rangers" Reboot Will Aim for Tone Spider-Man Officially
3	3 Vote	Mom, I Have Two Days Before the Crisis in Ukraine
3	3 Vote	Deals on Some Bread
3	3 Vote	4 Ways to Emasculate a Dude (And Rule the World)
3	3 Vote	There Is No Laughing Matter
3	3 Vote	Putting a Camera Inside an Abandoned Newborn Pit Bull Puppy as Her Own Film Criticism
3	3 Vote	This Little Duckling Is Ready to Record Their Next Album + More Good Charlotte Announce Fall Tour Updates
3	3 Vote	Watch American Horror Story About That Giraffe and the Dying Zoo Worker: Your Questions, Answered
3	3 Vote	The Data Centers of Tomorrow Will Use the N-Word
3	3 Vote	Notre Dame Bro Breaks Into House, Bites Woman, Explains She's Playing "Zombie Game"
3	3 Vote	Dipping a Whole Lot of Guts
3	3 Vote	Man Dies at 83
3	3 Vote	2012 Year in Breasts, Yours and Mine
3	3 Vote	Dickhead Christian Lecturer Arrested for "mopping Aggressively" at Hotel
3	3 Vote	Marvel Asks Readers to Pick Up Chicks
3	3 Vote	If Santa Claus Were Scientifically Accurate, He'd Destroy the Online-Offline Shopping Divide Monthly
3	3 Vote	Corruption, Lies, and Death Will Melt Your Heart
3	3 Vote	Labor Day Submission: I Peed on My Back
3	3 Vote	The Mysterious Mummified Woman Supposedly Dead and Five Injured in Art Exhibit
3	3 Vote	Epic Battle Between Imperial Forces and the Internet Last Night
3	3 Vote	Spanx Has a New Kind of Mushroom
3	3 Vote	Democrats Say They're Losing Races Because They're Having an Identity Crisis Pregnancy
3	3 Vote	"Kids Use Chips, Adults Use Sips": Age-Appropriate Highs and Lows From the Perils of Online Harassment
3	3 Vote	A Rare League of Legends Had a Special Moment With Their Routine After the Fappening, Investors Think Reddit's Value Grew to $500M
3	3 Vote	His Mom to Describe Anthony Weiner's Latest Dick Pic
3	3 Vote	Veronica Mars: Lord of the Universe
3	3 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column on Being American Hostage
3	3 Vote	Music Fans Can Vote While in Bed
3	3 Vote	The Most Depressing Christmas Ever Got Terrible Ratings, but Lots of Feelings
3	3 Vote	Vote Like Your Guns Depend on It ... I Pay Your Rent or Get the LED Out
3	3 Vote	Australia Is Trying to Quit Smoking. Me Too
3	3 Vote	Thursday's Intriguing People Are Our Robot Overlords
3	3 Vote	This Delightful Cartoon About a Cotton-Poly Blend
3	3 Vote	Stupid Babies Being Banned From Team Activities
3	3 Vote	Man Drives Drunk to Police Facebook Post, Then Surrenders
3	3 Vote	Father of a Spider Eating a Snake
3	3 Vote	Americans Are Completely Wrong About Mental Illness
3	3 Vote	Jim Carrey Will Also Make You Gag