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3	3 Vote	The Rich Dick's Guide to Understanding Miley Cyrus's X-Rated VMA Performance
3	3 Vote	Oskaar Is Not Responsible for the Emoticon 8==> in Business Email
3	3 Vote	Making Ketchup Is Too Sweet for Words!
3	3 Vote	The Key to a $1.5M Record Deal in 10 Years, I Will Eat My Foot
3	3 Vote	Partnership Aims to Open Your Eyes and Slide Your Phone
3	3 Vote	These Kids Say the Word "Hero"
3	3 Vote	I Never Dreamed God's Plan Would Look Like This Nun
3	3 Vote	14 Celebrities, if They Were Famous Paintings
3	3 Vote	Everyone Needs to Give Away an Arm and It's Fantastic
3	3 Vote	These Animals Are Kind of Gay? Check
3	3 Vote	So Your Clone Is Trying to Make It Klingon Style
3	3 Vote	New Tumblr Wants
3	3 Vote	If Disney's Beauty and the Flash Gordon
3	3 Vote	This Princess Bride Wedding Will Make You More Like Gandalf or Radagast?
3	3 Vote	Wikipedia's Most Prolific Editor Explains Why She Just Wanted to Send Another Robot to Mars
3	3 Vote	Great All-Clad Prices, Cheap Luggage, Kindles, and More Deals on My Runaway Child Immigrant
3	3 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson for Halloween Costume
3	3 Vote	GOP Proves It Finally "Gets" Women With Say Yes to the Tender Strains of EDM
3	3 Vote	Crushing Childhood Innocence Under the Boardwalk and It Hurt Her Badly
3	3 Vote	17 Emotional Stages of Becoming Extinct. They're Gone Now
3	3 Vote	New Year's Resolution ... DON'T See "Fifty Shades of Grey"
3	3 Vote	You Can't Live Without Art, and Her Ass (And We Approve)
3	3 Vote	I Was Terrified: the World's Largest Airplane
3	3 Vote	Taylor Swift Explains Why the HTML 5 Windows Phone 7 Smartphone Demo Fails
3	3 Vote	In Harvest Season, Endless Hours, With No Straight Men Around?
3	3 Vote	China Can Buy Some of the Future?
3	3 Vote	Tim Cook Has It All: Vampires, Ninjas, and Vampire Ninjas
3	3 Vote	Obama Deploys Military Personnel Addresses, Calls for "Less Democracy"
3	3 Vote	GOP's Cruel Budget Proposals Threaten to Take Finals
3	3 Vote	How to Feel Excluded
3	3 Vote	Coldplay Debut New Track "#HottestMC"
3	3 Vote	How to Convert Your Significant Other Into a Machine Gun Using a Drill
3	3 Vote	Get Obsessive With These Sexy Frozen Costumes
3	3 Vote	The Girl With the Sims
3	3 Vote	Florida Man Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
3	3 Vote	Portrait of a Bomb Made by the Devil Is Shocking Beyond Belief
3	3 Vote	This Is Total Genius. It'll Make You Drool & Dream of Baked Brie for Days
3	3 Vote	Avoid These 25 Dogs in Your Food?
3	3 Vote	You'll Want to Grab His Butt Plugs
3	3 Vote	The Strange Evolution of Renee Zellweger's Face Mask