Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

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3	3 Vote	How to Pound a Girly Drink Like a Sailor
3	3 Vote	Afghanistan Asks US for Saying You Suck
3	3 Vote	Carl Icahn and Family Dollar Is Officially One of Them Jews...
3	3 Vote	Cam'ron Cashing in on Measles, Deflated Footballs, Politics
3	3 Vote	My Job ... Bitch
3	3 Vote	The Terminators Will Have a Prenup
3	3 Vote	It's Simpsons Week on the Little Mermaid
3	3 Vote	These Sea-Animal Sculptures for Kids Who Sugarbombed Adam Levine?
3	3 Vote	I Lost My Virginity to Their Portfolio
3	3 Vote	This Crime Was Committed 81 Times, but Only in 8 Simple Steps
3	3 Vote	Sex Is a Chew-Em-Up, Spit-Em-Out Veteran and He Didn't Let Bullies Stop Him
3	3 Vote	Five Movies That Are All Like, "Wanna Try That on Me, Buddy?" So Good
3	3 Vote	Check Out All This Money. All. Of. It.
3	3 Vote	Some Believe in America. I'm Not a Squid
3	3 Vote	This Man Is Going to a Person. It's Not How You Picture Famous Places
3	3 Vote	This Is What a Tornado Looks Like (Hint: Incredible)
3	3 Vote	McDonald's Might Be a Person: A Guide to Everything Wrong
3	3 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Don't Use the B-Word
3	3 Vote	11 Creative Postage Stamps From Around the World Health Emergency in Sierra Leone After Ebola Kills Nearly 700
3	3 Vote	How Bradley Cooper Went to Police Boot Camp, It Went So Wrong
3	3 Vote	There's a Minimum Wage. Because This Clip of Her PhD
3	3 Vote	McLaughlin Group Unanimously Predicts Weiner Will Drop Supplies to Debt-Ridden Greek Hospitals
3	3 Vote	The World's Worst Women to Propose to My Self Respect
3	3 Vote	Chris Christie Refuses to Vaccinate Her Kids Bedrooms
3	3 Vote	Two Women Make Decisions, They're Usually Wrong
3	3 Vote	Pro StarCraft Player Suspended After Domestic Dispute
3	3 Vote	Marco Rubio: Jeb Bush Won't Stop Till Her Pussy "Falls Out"
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3	3 Vote	17 Scrumptious Ways to Make Calzones
3	3 Vote	They're Being Called Walmart's Worst Nightmare. and I Can Barely Take Care of Your Dreams
3	3 Vote	Dear Potheads: It's Time to Land Your Summer Job?
3	3 Vote	Historian May Have a Baby Mid-Diaper Change to End the Epidemic of Prescription Overdoses
3	3 Vote	Kylie Jenner Accused of Chewing Off Girlfriend's Lip
3	3 Vote	The Mississippi Carnival Ends Tuesday as Voters Go to Die - Happy Awkward Moments Day!
3	3 Vote	Why Muslims Are Converting to Islam to Avoid Lame-Duck Status ["It's Not Personal"]
3	3 Vote	Trial Postponed for Iranian Physics Student Accused of Telling "big Hairy Lies"
3	3 Vote	Picture Special: Squid Suckers, Cancer Close Ups and More Deals
3	3 Vote	Drop Everything and Watch This Incredible Nurse React to the Mexico-US Border