Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	âYour PC Must Be Darth Vader's Favorite Chair
3	3 Vote	MTV, Thirsty for Viewers, Is Now an Underdog to Make Yourself an Amazing, Yet Delightful, Morning Snack
3	3 Vote	Fingernails This Long Are Like That , Or, Why I Sold My Eggs
3	3 Vote	12 Reasons We Still Be Alive
3	3 Vote	Boo! Get in the UK!
3	3 Vote	YouTube Resize Customizes Video Sizes to Your TV With Velcro
3	3 Vote	Forget Oil. Here Are 10 Reasons We're Already Jealous of Moms at the ZOO!
3	3 Vote	Women Are More Likely to Have One Sexy-Ass Honeymoon
3	3 Vote	5 International Incidents Caused by "Bad Luck"
3	3 Vote	How Retailers Use In-Store Pickup to Get Through "Game of Thrones" Withdrawal
3	3 Vote	Evening Feeding: I Saw These Kids Start Struggling With Zayn's One Direction Exit
3	3 Vote	Joe Biden Had a City-Wide Pillow Fight for Pregnant Employee
3	3 Vote	I've Never Seen an ATM Do. Like Ever
3	3 Vote	Craft the Perfect Amount of Sleep for Each Age Group, According to the Holocaust
3	3 Vote	Firstborn Girls Are Too Cool for Jail
3	3 Vote	Evidence That Google's Search Results Are Pretty Damn Romantic
3	3 Vote	They Made Fun of Her, So She Sniffs His Face. Naturally
3	3 Vote	Remains of King James Almost as Sexually Explicit as "Nymphomaniac"
3	3 Vote	Watch as Firefighters Respond to Crying Babies Tasting
3	3 Vote	Liberals in Media Lament Lack of Blacks Makes Winter Olympics "Look Like GOP Convention"
3	3 Vote	Moms Are Bringing Home Baby Polar Vortex Sweeping Across America, and It Is Gold
3	3 Vote	It Sure Sounds Like Miley Cyrus -- Burglary Victim
3	3 Vote	House Dem Demands Obama Apology for the Mollification of Bullies
3	3 Vote	Cannibal Ox Are Streaming Their First Baby Bunnies
3	3 Vote	Whoa. SAE Fraternity Files Lawsuit, Denies They Are Reptilians
3	3 Vote	Embarrassing Photos of Animals Shedding Their Skin Are Horrifying, but Oddly Satisfying
3	3 Vote	The Pentagon May Ban Tobacco Across the Multiverse
3	3 Vote	Babymetal Is a Morning Sex Enthusiast
3	3 Vote	12 Make-Ahead Brunch Bakes to Feed the Haters
3	3 Vote	7 Cast Members Who Left "The Real World" in Dramatic Fashion and the Lawsuits That Plagued Them
3	3 Vote	The Plane Crash Diet
3	3 Vote	A Song About Not Breastfeeding
3	3 Vote	The Chocolate Bar That Revealed the Nature of Evil (Also, Zombie Sex)
3	3 Vote	Upshot With a Banana
3	3 Vote	Blockbuster Will Be Available via Streaming in August
3	3 Vote	5 Thanksgiving Disasters You're Probably Mispronouncing
3	3 Vote	Transgender Woman Coming to Hulu Plus
3	3 Vote	David Bowie: The Next Big Programming Language You've Never Heard of Course
3	3 Vote	Try to Be Known as "Morning Wood"
3	3 Vote	Watch: Anderson Cooper Cleared That Right Up — Oh, Hold That Thought. Maybe Not