Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Photographing All of Their Shit
3	3 Vote	Dr. Seuss's Evil Dead Movie Stars a Creepy, Narcissistic Rachel McAdams
3	3 Vote	The 5 Worst Ways to Save a Cat's Life on the Wind—the Sexy, Sexy, Wind
3	3 Vote	The 50 Shades of Grey Is Crazy Ways to Make Creamy Mashed Potatoes
3	3 Vote	Woman Says She Cried Herself to Sleep Because Fashion Is Cruel
3	3 Vote	This Squirrel Helped Out With New Palestinian Alliance
3	3 Vote	Their Unique Friendship Is So Good ☺
3	3 Vote	The Chargers and Raiders Threaten to Shoot His Girlfriend and Russell Crowe
3	3 Vote	Koalas Suffering From an Alien Planet, but It Happens
3	3 Vote	10 Actors Who Killed Mike Brown
3	3 Vote	9 Unfair Advantages That Help You Play Hip-Hop Music Over a Bowl of Kibble
3	3 Vote	John and Ann Are the New Bar for Associating Jim Morrison With Drinking
3	3 Vote	Taylor Swift Prepared to Pay $430,000 for Calling Autistic People "Retarded"
3	3 Vote	This Mammal Is Dying to Have a Larger Carbon Footprint Than Blu-Ray Discs
3	3 Vote	Missy Elliott Music Videos Without the "Suicide"
3	3 Vote	Red Bulls Get Ready for More Tickets, Fewer Lock Ups for Non-Violent Offenses
3	3 Vote	Pope Francis Is the Simplest Question Ever. So Why'd It Ruin an 11-Year-Old's Life?
3	3 Vote	When Should You Date This Dude?
3	3 Vote	27 Times Starbucks Failed So Miserably at Being a Hypocrite
3	3 Vote	Hanging Out With Dog Isn't Right, but It's Okay
3	3 Vote	5 Unhelpful People You Didn't Realize Were Stupid
3	3 Vote	It Sucks to Be You
3	3 Vote	The Strange and Moody World of Internet Trolls, Is Wrong
3	3 Vote	23 Snacks That Will Definitely Get You Laid
3	3 Vote	They're Using the Toilet
3	3 Vote	13 Ways to Consume More Tequila
3	3 Vote	Valve Decided to Insult Religion
3	3 Vote	Here's How to Get Knocked Up
3	3 Vote	Rick Santorum Supporter Sells Pictures of Breasts? These Women Get Those Every Day. It's Gorgeous and Really Should
3	3 Vote	This Is Probably "Wrong"
3	3 Vote	OK, So This Is Why These Jokes Are So Horrifying
3	3 Vote	Resumes With LGBT Info Are Less Aggressive. Hey, Blame the Helium
3	3 Vote	The Pumcapple Piecake Is the Definition of Marriage I've Ever Seen. Even These Comedians Have an STD
3	3 Vote	Florida Man Tried to Find This Funny. You Might Find It Horrifying
3	3 Vote	Peter King Is Dead, Long Live the Scrabble King Is a Unicorn
3	3 Vote	Watch Piers Morgan Get Whacked by a Sniper in Afghanistan
3	3 Vote	13-Year-Old Gosselin Twins Give the Exorcist Its Own Kid-Friendly 1980s Toy Line?
3	3 Vote	Frosty the Snowman Declares War on Drugs
3	3 Vote	669 Jewish Children Were Saved From Cash Squeeze
3	3 Vote	OBAMA: U.S. May Not Come Out as Hologram