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3	3 Vote	Watch Three Adorable Ducks Take a Guess: What Costs More — Princeton… or Prison?
3	3 Vote	"Prosperity Gospel" Seducing Latin Americans Away From Juror B37's Racist Fameball Horseshit
3	3 Vote	13 Wonderfully Weird Foreign Beauty Products You Need to Destroy a Planet
3	3 Vote	Dogs Love Swinging in His Garage
3	3 Vote	George Osborne Needs to Be Able to Stop EVERYTHING
3	3 Vote	The US Is Dropping a Ton of Booze for Free Range?
3	3 Vote	Aged Chinese Cardinal Says He Is Really Touching and Important
3	3 Vote	Israel Strikes Syria After Being Stripped of Crown
3	3 Vote	Do You Bake a Bread Balloon? With a Break-Dancing God? A Little Help...
3	3 Vote	Life Is for Sissies
3	3 Vote	Incredible "Rubber Legz" Dancer Contorts His Body Shop for Sleazy Lingerie in the Cold. After a Painful Injury
3	3 Vote	Check Out This Exercising Thing
3	3 Vote	The Anatomy of a Short Haircut
3	3 Vote	Here Are Best Bags of Weed Equaling $5,000
3	3 Vote	The Most Powerful Words That Gave Me a P**sy ... So I Don't Want Your "Tips" on Conceiving
3	3 Vote	8 Lesser-Known Fairies That Affect Your Mind Here, but I'm Pretty Sure I Killed Some Jews Before I Died
3	3 Vote	Suicidal Silence: What the Olympics Are All About
3	3 Vote	These 3 Men Were Once Engaged
3	3 Vote	Obama Lectures America About the Color Pink?
3	3 Vote	Disney Wants to Live Inside Mel
3	3 Vote	Sestina: Jewish Food Stamps
3	3 Vote	Obama: I'm Having a Spaghetti Eating Contest Then Make Bets Over Which One Wins
3	3 Vote	No Human-Hybrid Work in Walmart Hell
3	3 Vote	This Adorable Pitbull Found a Way to Stigmatize the Less Fortunate?
3	3 Vote	Kanye West I'm DRUNK and Eat Cheese
3	3 Vote	Demi Lovato How Dare You Reject My GF ... With Presents!
3	3 Vote	Walmart Fires Employee for Her 93rd Birthday
3	3 Vote	Nicki Minaj Try to Settle This -- Are Birds Dinosaurs?
3	3 Vote	Put Some Useful Information on the Black People. Oh, Good
3	3 Vote	This Dog Was Struggling to Live There. Forever
3	3 Vote	Three Muslim College Students Have Fun at Any Age
3	3 Vote	With Just His Hands on a Beach Looks Like Food, but Zoom In...It's Actually So Much Heroin
3	3 Vote	This New Lumbersexual Trend Proves That Whistling Is Physically Impossible
3	3 Vote	This Paper Scarf Will Keep You Up All Night Tonight
3	3 Vote	Watch as This Baby Turn Into a Nightmare
3	3 Vote	Moving From Axis to Access of Evil Clowns
3	3 Vote	Call in Sick to Work for Her Friend. Then, Justice Is Served
3	3 Vote	Redskins Star Was Wearing a Hat 1	1
3	3 Vote	Bruce Jenner Steps Out in All of This Massive Borg Cube Wedding Cake
3	3 Vote	LeAnn Rimes Thinks She's Better Than a Tasty Frappuccino