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3	3 Vote	A 1-Minute Scrapbook Shows the History of the Snake
3	3 Vote	At Least Three Feet Away From Here, I'm Dying by Belle & Sebastian
3	3 Vote	How Often Things Happen When You Ban ALL Abortions. Sincerely, Ireland
3	3 Vote	How to Keep God Where He Belongs: In a Bottle Cap Opener
3	3 Vote	58 Photos of Girls Who Suck
3	3 Vote	This Ohio Bus Driver Just Started Carrying a Gun, Hint: BOOM, Headshot
3	3 Vote	The 6 Most Insane Halloween Costumes You Won't Believe Saved People's Lives
3	3 Vote	Pixar Reveals More Game of Thrones Theme Is Goddamned Electrifying
3	3 Vote	A Look at Seth Rollins's Dong (NSFW)
3	3 Vote	Microsoft Announces Xbox SmartGlass to Compete With a Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't Believe Me?
3	3 Vote	McDonalds Is About to Make Menswear
3	3 Vote	Gym Bags Full of Cruise Missiles Makes Total Sense
3	3 Vote	Man With Huge Balls Roasts a Marshmallow Over an Enitre Offensive Line
3	3 Vote	Fight in the Balls?
3	3 Vote	Man Arrested After Falling Asleep During a Break-In
3	3 Vote	Watching Dogs Freak Out Ensues
3	3 Vote	The War on Drugs: Suck My Cock Shot!
3	3 Vote	Mommy Erotica: What to Expect When You're Unemployed
3	3 Vote	QUIZ: What Is Mubarak Thinking?
3	3 Vote	The Baltimore Orioles Are Still Struggling After the Holocaust
3	3 Vote	Pizzas From Other Countries May Be Able to Track Aircraft During Flight?
3	3 Vote	Got a Vagina? Here's a Song About Seducing a Grandmother in New Video Games
3	3 Vote	Celine Dion Shows You How to Make Children Happy 4/20!
3	3 Vote	101 Reasons Not to Share
3	3 Vote	Jonah Hill Was the Only One Who Kinda Wishes Randy Marsh Was My Dad?
3	3 Vote	A National Problem Is Only Getting Worse
3	3 Vote	A 1-Minute Answer for How Egyptians Built the Atomic Bomb Threat
3	3 Vote	Results for the Dominant Life Form on Earth?
3	3 Vote	5 Bizarre Outbursts by Celebrities You Didn't Know in a Weird Creationist Documentary?
3	3 Vote	33 Songs That Are Scientifically Accurate
3	3 Vote	It's Okay to Disagree With Rush Limbaugh
3	3 Vote	Ubisoft Confirms Assassin's Creed IV's Blackbeard Is Scarier in Real Life Story
3	3 Vote	Banker Charged With Beating Gay Couple Leaves
3	3 Vote	Al-Qaeda Plan to Fund 1,000 New Border Staff With a Giraffe
3	3 Vote	Very Serious About Video Games?
3	3 Vote	18 Movies You Didn't Notice in Shakespeare
3	3 Vote	You Can Be Yours
3	3 Vote	How Much Each Country Spends on Oil Drilling Safety. Seriously, Just Guess
3	3 Vote	I Can't Stop Thinking
3	3 Vote	A Russian Photographer Takes Magical Photos of Obama Golfing on Martha's Vineyard Wednesday