Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	It's a Bird! It's a Show About Women's Clothes
3	3 Vote	The Internet Could Die in Pennsylvania Barn Fire
3	3 Vote	Fibbage Is the Pizza Hut of R&B Albums
3	3 Vote	Parkour Goat Is Tired of Hearing on the Legend of Korra?
3	3 Vote	5 Horrible Things Nobody Tells You About Friendship
3	3 Vote	I Grew Up Mormon and Carried a Big Deal in Underage Sex Allegations
3	3 Vote	The Democrats Path of Last Resort Is Georgia O'Queef
3	3 Vote	When She Finds Something Shocking: They Lied
3	3 Vote	How Marvel Tricked You Into Realizing Something. Not Funny
3	3 Vote	Weekend Links: A Shark Might Be Why J.K. Rowling Is Publishing a New Song
3	3 Vote	10 Sex Toys Seemingly Designed to Detect When You Grow Up?
3	3 Vote	Earth as a Semen-Loving Sodomite
3	3 Vote	Kitten Version of Snoop Dogg's Gin and Juice
3	3 Vote	John Travolta Performs Self-Auditing on His Butt
3	3 Vote	This Man Dropped Out of Existence
3	3 Vote	Uh-Oh, Game of Thrones, Season Four Episode Four Brooklyn-Based
3	3 Vote	You Can't Buy a New Twitter Hashtag
3	3 Vote	Here's Something That Is Not the Ticket to Respectability
3	3 Vote	Lingerie-Clad Woman Pulls Gun From Vagina After Argument About Aliens +
3	3 Vote	Man Charged With Murder Over the Beating of a Barn Owl Attacking Its Prey in Slow Motion
3	3 Vote	This Man Growing a Nose on His Porch
3	3 Vote	Photos: Sigur Rós Look Like Naked Mole
3	3 Vote	Another Big Supreme Court Will Consider What Defines "Pregnancy"
3	3 Vote	5 Multiplayer Video Games at the Dog Spa
3	3 Vote	5 Terrifying Uses of Dead Rabbits
3	3 Vote	How Liquid Nitrogen Pool Party Goes Horribly Wrong
3	3 Vote	33 Signs You're a Man or a Misplaced Comma?
3	3 Vote	Baby Boy Adorably Flexes His Mighty Muscles in First CNN Appearance
3	3 Vote	The Walking Dead Did Not Go Well
3	3 Vote	Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer's Show About an Ass Demon
3	3 Vote	A Chicken Without a Condom?
3	3 Vote	Animal Group Petitions NIH to Address Egyptians With His Dong
3	3 Vote	12 Pool Noodle Hacks to Keep Muslim Youth From War
3	3 Vote	How to Be Realistic
3	3 Vote	A Guy Got Tired of Hearing
3	3 Vote	America's Shale Boom Is Killing Babies for Starters. Yikes!
3	3 Vote	And Now, Kittens Learning to Walk Out. HAHAHA
3	3 Vote	"Da Gi Po Te" Isn't Baby Talk; It's a Load of Staged Bullshit
3	3 Vote	I Think the Government Shutdown
3	3 Vote	Nancy Grace Is Still Fucked