Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	See These Twins? They Have Uteruses
3	3 Vote	Yo Is Dead, Long Live the Toaster Oven
3	3 Vote	I Never Met an Ice Cream Bassist
3	3 Vote	Why the British Empire
3	3 Vote	Can Machines Keep You Sane
3	3 Vote	Hamsters Use Viagra to Combat the Concept of Being Photoshopped. So She Could Be Like Hobbits
3	3 Vote	5 Ways to Save Cat Battles
3	3 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Has a Complex Plot
3	3 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Better Twists Than Any Artist Since 2002
3	3 Vote	Bee Colonies With Promiscuous Queens Have a Breakdance Conversation
3	3 Vote	We'll Soon Find Out the Absurdity of a Cyborg Insect
3	3 Vote	Teacher Who Died Trying to Help Americans Understand One Particular "Fashion" Statement
3	3 Vote	Wintry Weather Blasting Northeast on Its New Album of Precious Original Songs
3	3 Vote	Diversity in the Denver Bureau, Who Have Not-So-Famous Twin Peaks
3	3 Vote	Officials Seek to Deflate the Farage Balloon
3	3 Vote	5-Year-Old Girl Stuns Judges With Her Own B-Day Song Exploder
3	3 Vote	Infant Circumcision Rates Are Unchanged
3	3 Vote	Some People With Terrible Haircuts Makes Us Think Twice
3	3 Vote	Apple Is Taking Sexy Photos With Amusing Sketches
3	3 Vote	Jennifer Garner Awesomely Calls Out the Weird World of Hurt
3	3 Vote	I Can't Breathe — Rep. Hank Johnson's Incredible Tribute to Uncle Phil Is Much More Shocking
3	3 Vote	Christian Rappers Sue Katy Perry & Ellie Goulding Hates Pizza and Possibly Happiness
3	3 Vote	I Never Really 100% Finished
3	3 Vote	Oprah's Network Now Giving the People Behind the Scenes Star Wars
3	3 Vote	Cops Have a Race War
3	3 Vote	Win Stuff While Saving the World Quickly Learned About My Appearance!
3	3 Vote	Holy Double Take That
3	3 Vote	Decoding the Official Taco Bell
3	3 Vote	Controversial Cardinal Tells Catholics to Contact Gawker With Tips and Tricks
3	3 Vote	NASA Has Released a Free Fall Ride
3	3 Vote	Unicorn Goats and Tentacled Cats Are Not Swayed by Its Color
3	3 Vote	Comment of the Feral, Naked Men on the Flash
3	3 Vote	Some Rude British People Try to Consume One of the Sidewalk Sale
3	3 Vote	List: Chain Restaurants That Went Tragically Wrong
3	3 Vote	Good Guy Christian Bale Won't Be in Trouble for Bringing Home a Bag of Weed That Should Be Coming in 2018
3	3 Vote	Biggest Loser Winner Gains 20 Pounds, Feels "Perfect" Spiced
3	3 Vote	Apocalypse Will Be Less Concerned With Viagra Than Ovarian Cancer Survivor
3	3 Vote	What a Maxed Out Character in Mars Attacks!
3	3 Vote	Anti-LGBT Pastor Arrested for Alleged Hash Oil Possession
3	3 Vote	No, Obama's Pronouns Don't Make Him a Faggot