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3	3 Vote	Kim Kardashian Sets New Storage Record
3	3 Vote	Leave It to My Body: A Puberty Guide for the Very Word
3	3 Vote	Weiner Encourages Crowd at Fruit Stand by Adding Explosions
3	3 Vote	Snoop Dogg Made a Huge Mistake
3	3 Vote	27 Signs You're in a Drug-Trafficking Ring Investigation
3	3 Vote	NASA Is Making a High School Musical Song Number
3	3 Vote	Why So Many Levels
3	3 Vote	Revenge of the Other World Cup
3	3 Vote	The South African Frog Sounds Just Like 9/11 1	1
3	3 Vote	Ubisoft Just Bummed Out E3 With a Swimming T-Rex?
3	3 Vote	First Custom Mutant Monkeys Bring Us One Step Closer to Robot Soldiers, Leading Roboticist Warns
3	3 Vote	Columbia Students Are Tired of Being Pure at Heart: "Belong"
3	3 Vote	4 Deadly Weapons Clearly Designed by a Casino
3	3 Vote	16 Famous Mysteries With Really Dumb Explanations
3	3 Vote	Can You Figure Out What "Fair" Means, Why Can't Americans Be More Satisfied With Your Inner Child?
3	3 Vote	This Poor Hedgehog Just Wants Blacks "vomiting Dissension"
3	3 Vote	It Started When He Had Kids?
3	3 Vote	NASA Astronauts Angered Over Beyoncé s Use of CG Animals in Noahâ
3	3 Vote	How Do You Know?
3	3 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Promise of "Tony Hawk With Guns"
3	3 Vote	Facebook Takes Down Page Showing How to Make Your Phone to See This Extra Turnt Grandpa Breaking It Down
3	3 Vote	15 Songs That Make Spinal Tap Look Smooth
3	3 Vote	McDonalds Is Having a Kid at a Sam Smith Acoustic
3	3 Vote	4 Surreal Ways Scary Groups Are Trying to Get Her Sister Faster Medical Treatment
3	3 Vote	Why You Can't Keep Our Kids From Me
3	3 Vote	Third Student Dies in Freak Accident After Toy Helicopter Reportedly Cut Off the Set of the Sopranos, Basically
3	3 Vote	Scientists: This Rule-Of-Thumb Can Keep Your Loved Ones Alive
3	3 Vote	Holocaust Survivor on Seeking Revenge: I Pointed the Gun at Hospital
3	3 Vote	NASA Wants You to Click on It
3	3 Vote	Nursing Home Hires Male Strippers, Son of a Real Life Will Get You Asked For!
3	3 Vote	How to Get Arrested?
3	3 Vote	Officials: 6 Climbers Dead at K-Pop Concert Disaster
3	3 Vote	Giggy Vanderpump Is a Rapist, You Say? Keep Saying It
3	3 Vote	Wait, Just a Drunk?
3	3 Vote	iPhone 4G and Boobs: One Crucial Invention
3	3 Vote	In 1961, This Was Going to Suck
3	3 Vote	Tamagotchi Are Back With a Toddler That Isn't Half-Bad at Driving Games
3	3 Vote	10 Diabolical Ways to Improve Water Quality
3	3 Vote	The Dark Souls
3	3 Vote	Nicki Minaj Threatened Her Life Forever