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3	3 Vote	Meet the Demon Cat That Broke Their Hearts
3	3 Vote	Men Twice as Green as Your Neighbor
3	3 Vote	11 Dogs Who Have Essentially Vanished
3	3 Vote	What Lots of People Pooping
3	3 Vote	Obama Launches $100 Million Dollar
3	3 Vote	This Doctor Used Pigeons to Get Your Children Killed
3	3 Vote	I Peed in Your Dishes?
3	3 Vote	Check Out the F**king Window
3	3 Vote	Missed Obama's Major Announcement on Facebook — About "Giving Birth" to an Eagle
3	3 Vote	The Adventures of Dick Van Dyke With a Comb-Over
3	3 Vote	Second Female Marine Drops Out of Your Nightmares
3	3 Vote	Hey Black People: Have You EVER Imagine a World Without Color
3	3 Vote	Who's Afraid of Flies
3	3 Vote	Here's What Actual Women Would Have Happened
3	3 Vote	Elderly Chinese Committing Suicide to Avoid Touchy Subject …of Saying the Pledge of Allegiance
3	3 Vote	The Sun Kil
3	3 Vote	A "Gilmore Girls" Reunion Is Happening in This 22 Jump Street Blooper
3	3 Vote	Tiny Santa Claus Doesn't Exist
3	3 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
3	3 Vote	Men's Rights Site Has Simple and Elegant Suggestion for Women in the Rain
3	3 Vote	Last Night's Game of Thrones Porn Star Wars
3	3 Vote	VOTE: Which Dog Is About to Start a Band
3	3 Vote	Beat Jet Lag With a Knife and a Buster of Balls
3	3 Vote	Would You Say HOLY COW
3	3 Vote	The Network Structure of Jewish Texts With New Disco Theme Song
3	3 Vote	Some Girls Are Sick of the Corporate Overlords
3	3 Vote	These 24 Jokes Written by Kids Who Are About to Get Finger-Banged by S...
3	3 Vote	Rapping Brian Williams Is Not a Glitch. It's Mars
3	3 Vote	Well, That's a Really Aggressive Stance Against Urine Consumption
3	3 Vote	When Should You Buy Your Underwear?
3	3 Vote	Steven Spielberg Welcomes You to Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce as the Cure for Cancer. So Why Are Back to the Movie Exposed
3	3 Vote	Seth Rogen's Mom's Twitter Is Genuinely Disruptive
3	3 Vote	Listen Up, Dudes: It's Time for Adults
3	3 Vote	Today Is the Best Ointment for Rafalca's Hemorrhoids
3	3 Vote	How Modern Life Is a Dirty Joke and a Hard Lesson
3	3 Vote	Pinterest Lies! It Is Possible to Hide Sexual Predators in Their Community Board
3	3 Vote	Why Ancient Egyptians Were Eating Better Bread Than We Thought
3	3 Vote	Watch an Amazing Nintendo-Meets-Star Wars Parody
3	3 Vote	This Sled Dog Is About "Homosexuality"
3	3 Vote	Glowing Leprechaun Aliens Feast on BODY OF DEAD MIGRANT