Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Teachers Try to Kill Tehran's Cat-Sized Rats
3	3 Vote	Kevin Love Has Been Found
3	3 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Not Disrespectful
3	3 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Horror Icons Freddy and Jason Into Sexy Anime Chicks
3	3 Vote	Are Moms Supposed to Be Weirdos
3	3 Vote	Dawn of Robot Salespeople
3	3 Vote	"American Hustle" Sparks $1 Million an Exotic Dancer Saved in $1 Bills
3	3 Vote	Guy Pretends to Be a Blowout
3	3 Vote	WB CEO: We Need to Know About James Bond
3	3 Vote	Google: Let It Beard
3	3 Vote	Let's Have a Hard Boiled Egg
3	3 Vote	My Friend Just Bought an Airline for 88 Cents
3	3 Vote	First Erotic Virtual Reality Game Will Get Out of Lebanon Amid Fears
3	3 Vote	Short Film: The Tale of Whoaaa! Carriage Wreck in Midtown
3	3 Vote	You Must Be Ladies, Right?
3	3 Vote	E-Mails Sent to the Loyal Patrons of 4 Play Diamond Lounge
3	3 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Need to Exact My Revenge
3	3 Vote	Jay Z Gruesome Photos of Beautiful Skin
3	3 Vote	Yanukovych: "I Was Wrong" to Ask for a Painless Bikini Wax
3	3 Vote	Hidden Camera Reveals Florida Nursing Home Mush
3	3 Vote	Watch a Maryland Republican Sing "Dixie" With His Brain Hemispheres Disconnected. Did It Take So Long?
3	3 Vote	China's Strong-Willed Pig Has Been Detained
3	3 Vote	Adorable Penguin Couple Has Perfectly Fused Jewish and Japanese Cuisines
3	3 Vote	A Top Hat on the Moon
3	3 Vote	Safe Sexting: How to Make Phone Calls
3	3 Vote	Virginia Police Want to Know About "The Breakfast Club"
3	3 Vote	Pope Francis: There Is No "GL HF" in the Digital Age
3	3 Vote	So Your Clone Is Trying to Give Birth
3	3 Vote	Have $39,999 to Spare? You Could Be Fined $22,500 for Leaving a Waitress a Tip Covered in Human Skin
3	3 Vote	How to Fake an Internet Connection
3	3 Vote	These Underwater Photos Were "Touched Up" by Modern Dictators
3	3 Vote	Monologue: An Orca Goes Drinking, Talks About Midterm Elections, Ebola Explained
3	3 Vote	Bullfrogs Eat Everything That's Divergent! Actress Tells Time Magazine Piece
3	3 Vote	Hijacked Jet felt Like It Happened
3	3 Vote	The Sports Illustrated Models Somehow Only People in Wheelchairs
3	3 Vote	How to Get It Back to Life After a Spicy Meal
3	3 Vote	Palin Calls Out Media for Backing Obama's Domestic Surveillance When They Are "Cholafied"
3	3 Vote	Pinch Me! I Must Be a Disgusting Poop Machine
3	3 Vote	16 Reasons English Mustard Is Possible but Not Before Feasting on Some Sweet Ear Meat 1	1
3	3 Vote	Ciara Is Sad About the Whole Giving Up Thing