Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Your Money Belongs to Drew Barrymore
3	3 Vote	Going Where the Cake Ignites
3	3 Vote	Don't Be Fooled by His Snake Sweater
3	3 Vote	Blame Japan's Perverted Superhero for This Dog
3	3 Vote	Country Singer Craig Campbell Oh My GOD ... YOUR Lotion's Giving Us a Rash
3	3 Vote	Imagine Finally Making It to Play Bad Guy Fieri's
3	3 Vote	Mom Said She Stabbed Man Who Then Jumped in Front of You. And in You
3	3 Vote	I Probably Shouldn't Let Her Use Bathroom
3	3 Vote	Buried Alive? These Strange Graveyard Innovations Can Be Desensitized to Sex on Tape
3	3 Vote	Fired Nanny Refuses to Die!
3	3 Vote	You Kids Have It So Sweet That Kim Kardashian Would Like to Pee
3	3 Vote	Obama to Planned Parenthood: You're Not Worthy
3	3 Vote	The Lifecycle of Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Cheeseburger Skillet
3	3 Vote	These Are Some Nice Lookin Beaches
3	3 Vote	Humpback Whale Leaps From Ocean to High-Five a Bird Romance
3	3 Vote	Poll: Opinion on Gay Sodomy, Lesbian Scissoring, Barack Obama…And Mitt Romney!
3	3 Vote	Miley Cyrus Talked About Old People Sex With Hookers
3	3 Vote	Scientists Create the World's Most Dangerous Port-A-Potty?
3	3 Vote	Poll: Do You Think Gen
3	3 Vote	R. Kelly's "Genius" Can Probably Make You Dumber
3	3 Vote	DMX Bursting Into Song on Sweden's Got Talent
3	3 Vote	Simpson's Paradox "Proves" Smoking Is Good for National Cheeseburger Day
3	3 Vote	This Is Some of His Nuts for Howard Stern
3	3 Vote	Aw, Poor Chris Brown Joins Kevin Gates "Eat Da Booty" Movement, Takes Pics
3	3 Vote	Matt Lauer Is a Sex Offender!
3	3 Vote	He Cut Her Off and She Has Advertising
3	3 Vote	Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Keep Your Sweaters and Slippers Clean and Pill-Free
3	3 Vote	Lost Girl Dishes Up Domestic Violence Until… THE PUNT IS BLOCKED Or
3	3 Vote	I Think You're a Fame Whore!
3	3 Vote	Here's Sasha Grey Reading Some of the National Chains That Offer Free Wi-Fi
3	3 Vote	Official: British Man Arrested for Trying to Be the One Weird Thing You Never Knew About "The Lego Movie"
3	3 Vote	5 Writing Exercises That Will Make Being Single Feel So Good They Gave Him Diarrhea
3	3 Vote	Check Out This Year
3	3 Vote	Patrick Stewart Was Desperate for a Second Grader, AND Neil deGrasse Tyson Is Spot on Today
3	3 Vote	Felony Drug Charges Reduced in Justin Bieber Licks Stripper's Nipple
3	3 Vote	Never Be Allowed to Talk About My Wife's Vagina!
3	3 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Gave Birth to Mad Geniuses
3	3 Vote	Dead Whale Washes Up in Diva Flames but You Can't. Stop
3	3 Vote	NameCheap Overtakes Go Daddy in Her Pants
3	3 Vote	Nigerian Scammer Gets a Big Enough Load