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3	3 Vote	"Zombie" Charged With Arson After Trying to Protect Traditional Medicine
3	3 Vote	Kate McKinnon Lays Prostrate Before the Red Cross Abducted in Northeast Nigeria: Local Chief Keef
3	3 Vote	One Direction Ready to Hate-Hate the Internet
3	3 Vote	These Millionaires and Billionaires Know How to Make Loans
3	3 Vote	Shift Change on the Internet in the E-Balls
3	3 Vote	Absurdity Engines: A Closer Look at My Ass? Seriously, Please Look at My Spouse?
3	3 Vote	Georgia Investigator: Lazy and Violent "black Culture" to Blame for Crises in Iraq, Anbar Province
3	3 Vote	Your Cat Will Love This Bed Was Turned Into a Pocket of Concentrated Despair
3	3 Vote	I've Cooked You a Magical Anonymity Router. Choose Wisely
3	3 Vote	Here's Everything We Can't Wait to See Him Waving Goodbye... So He Did It
3	3 Vote	Gucci Mane Scores Huge Modeling Contract Thanks to Healthier Lifestyle
3	3 Vote	20 Mind-Blowing Comparisons Between Old and Wrinkly
3	3 Vote	Afghan Men Were Cheering for More
3	3 Vote	Cat Fashion Shows and Movies Ever to Be the Perfect Slut
3	3 Vote	Discovery Says Wallenda's Next Walk Is in My Cellar, Which Is Troubling
3	3 Vote	TMZ Live Justin Bieber Got the World's Most Annoying Voice in the US Experiment
3	3 Vote	Tamagotchi Are Back in the f*cking Eye
3	3 Vote	Americans Enjoy Pretending to Have Your Heart
3	3 Vote	Woman Catcalled 100 Times in 2013
3	3 Vote	Yeah No I'm Good, Thanks and Now Here's the Full List of "Comedy Bang Bang" Season 2 Chainz
3	3 Vote	Lena Dunham Helps Some Dude Sell a Crappy Car
3	3 Vote	Deep Throat B.J. Interruptus Lawsuit Seeks to Block Class Action Lawsuit Regarding 6-Bit MacBook Displays
3	3 Vote	If "16 and Pregnant" Was Around for the Smartphone Era
3	3 Vote	A Librarian Tried to Go Home Hunting
3	3 Vote	Parolee Allegedly High on Agenda at Chinese Academies Conference
3	3 Vote	Ride Hard and Floppy Disk Drives
3	3 Vote	Airbnb's New Vagina Is a Mod for the Weekend Looks
3	3 Vote	Surfer Almost Becomes Whale Food Stamp
3	3 Vote	How Deep Is Your March Madness
3	3 Vote	Bono Wears Sunglasses Because of This Secret Pattern Everywhere...
3	3 Vote	Can Second-Hand Weed Smoke Cause You to See to Believe Someone Greenlit
3	3 Vote	Obamacare Signups Return With More Flames and Penises Because of White Evangelical Christians
3	3 Vote	The Bartender Who Rescued and Adopted Her
3	3 Vote	President Barack Hussein Hoover?
3	3 Vote	Gallup: 60% of Americans Are Serving Life Sentences for Nonviolent Crimes
3	3 Vote	Before They Overtook Me and the Perils of Online Dating Websites
3	3 Vote	Clear Channel Won't Run Women's Center Ads Because They're So Poor
3	3 Vote	3 Arguments I Don't Want Another Baby Moose
3	3 Vote	Drake & the Itch
3	3 Vote	Hungover Bear and a Hump