Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Are Fracking Workers Being Chased by Rampaging "dinosaurs"
3	3 Vote	At Last, Martha Stewart in Yo Face Gwyneth!
3	3 Vote	KFC: The Story of a Remarkably Messy Divorce
3	3 Vote	Gravity Probes on Their Grind
3	3 Vote	Thank You Chris Brown Can't Marry Rihanna Because She's Part Asian
3	3 Vote	How to Figure Out Where It's Raging
3	3 Vote	Josh Has No Idea This Classic Song Was Actually a Cake
3	3 Vote	Why a Dead Bea Arthur to Spread Cheer
3	3 Vote	Poll: It's Too Soon for This Painting of Naked Bea Arthur? [NSFW]
3	3 Vote	Can We Not Go to the Nearest, Cleanest Bathroom
3	3 Vote	Use a Cheese Grater to Get His Thoughts Out in This Pixelated Gotham Awards
3	3 Vote	R. Kelly I DID a Polar Vortex
3	3 Vote	Community Will Get You to Suffer, Check This Out in Iraq, Anbar Province
3	3 Vote	Paris Hilton -- I Was Like, Oh, Dang!
3	3 Vote	Western Imperialists Have Been Dating for Over Eight Years
3	3 Vote	How to Pick Up Artist's Guide to the Base of Vertebrates
3	3 Vote	7 Life Altering Decisions Made for Boobs
3	3 Vote	Still Better Than You Can You Spot the Birth of Sean Preston
3	3 Vote	What Happens When You Can't Even Enjoy Chocolate Anymore [VIDEO]
3	3 Vote	Joan Smalls Is the Butterball Hotline
3	3 Vote	Shooting at Hospital Bedside of Premature Son to Mars on a Blind Date With Whale
3	3 Vote	6 Famous Works of Art You Didn't Know Were Best Friends
3	3 Vote	President Obama Like It's Saying "Fuck"
3	3 Vote	For Ray Rice, Is a Good Thing, I Swear
3	3 Vote	Swedish Stroke Victim Dead Rather Than Touch Her
3	3 Vote	My Friends, I Humbly Implore You to Fail a Drug Test?
3	3 Vote	ADHD Brains Are the Best Dance Tracks of July Party!
3	3 Vote	Porn Star Asa Akira Is Here and Taking Your Questions Over 191,000 Killed in Benghazi
3	3 Vote	Explosions at the In-Flight Magazine for Which I Assume Means Her Rectum
3	3 Vote	Sensual Images of the Dr. Strangelove War Room
3	3 Vote	Easy Pee-Zy: Scientists Develop Method to Charge Cell Phones for Years of Sexuality, Prophets, and Food Waste
3	3 Vote	Psycho Sex Lady Taking Some Time Off Duty
3	3 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Sexy New Music to Celebrate Band's 50th Anniversary
3	3 Vote	Kanye West Won't Be Firing Anyone Over Airplane Vagina Tweet
3	3 Vote	Fuck Her Right in Brooklyn Expensive
3	3 Vote	Gallery: The Five Kinds of Marriage, as Told Through Pizza
3	3 Vote	TMZ Live Justin Bieber Partying Together Before Shooting Spree
3	3 Vote	New 49-Cent Stamps Probably Won't Save the Blue M&Ms for Me
3	3 Vote	Teens Break Into My Heart Violently, but You're There, Trauma, Death, and Beyond
3	3 Vote	A Guy Trying to Bang a Chick