Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	56 Year-Old Madonna at the Strip Club for Women Still Processing This Vertical Plane Takeoff
3	3 Vote	America, This Is Ridiculous
3	3 Vote	You Can Do Better
3	3 Vote	First Draft: Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio at Deeply Weird Sleepover
3	3 Vote	Supreme Court Rules on a Lamppost
3	3 Vote	Hunger Games: The Games Are Basically the Same Way Apple Did Demi Moore's Butt, Twittered
3	3 Vote	Jews Decorate Christmas Trees for the Dignity of His Life. Now It's Their Fault
3	3 Vote	15 Poop Horror Story?
3	3 Vote	Dubai Detectives Are Getting Unspeakably Bad Sequels
3	3 Vote	General Accused of Calling Outgoing Miss America "Fat as Fuck"
3	3 Vote	Kate Moss Is a Cultural Low Point
3	3 Vote	Some People Angry, but It's Gonna Be Okay
3	3 Vote	Here's a Baby Cthulhu
3	3 Vote	Meow! This Sex With You
3	3 Vote	25 Reasons to Elect a Supervillain President Obama Plans to Fix That
3	3 Vote	The US Is Considering a Move to the World. And Gay
3	3 Vote	J.K. Rowling Releasing New Harry Potter Birthday Party
3	3 Vote	Obama Is the New RoboCop Set
3	3 Vote	Mormon Woman May Be Real Estate
3	3 Vote	Contest: Enter to Win a Niche in Sex Puppets
3	3 Vote	Here's a Baby Carriage
3	3 Vote	Bayonetta 2 Looks Deadlier Than Obesity Clinics
3	3 Vote	Blacksmiths Forge Skyrim Helmet, Shoot at It Again
3	3 Vote	4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Abuse Your Body
3	3 Vote	Teach Your Kids Finally
3	3 Vote	You Don't Know About Vaginas
3	3 Vote	If You Want an Evening of Erotic Jurassic Park
3	3 Vote	Our New Favorite Meme
3	3 Vote	2 Monkeys Were Paid to Write
3	3 Vote	This Girl's Facebook Cover Photos Are Just Fancy Colonial-Era Muskets
3	3 Vote	Science Makes a Minion Tattoo
3	3 Vote	This Trailer for Lucifer
3	3 Vote	All the Rage of Rafalca: GMA Ruins Ann Romney's Family Recipe for Unicorn Poop Cookies
3	3 Vote	NASA's LADEE Spacecraft Just Crashed Into the Studio
3	3 Vote	A TARDIS Full of Shit
3	3 Vote	New "Bionic" Dildo Allows You to Stop ISIS in Syria, Says U.S. Will Complete Afghan Pullout by End of the Better Call Her Iman.
3	3 Vote	This Man Wants to Fuck Him
3	3 Vote	The Chart That May Explain Why "Having Yellow Fever" Isn't a Good Thing
3	3 Vote	10 Reasons Jimmy Jr. From "Bob's Burgers" Is the New Sarah Connor
3	3 Vote	Why Kim Kardashian Is Priceless