Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	My Sexual Encounter With Ke$ha: A Tale of the World's Greatest Detective
3	3 Vote	How One Guy's Face Accidentally Became a Ridiculous Excuse for Morally Unjustifiable Hatred
3	3 Vote	19 Lies Your Drunk Brain Tells You About Babies
3	3 Vote	6 Awesomely Insane Guns People Actually Used in Divorce Cases
3	3 Vote	Why Trader Joe's Is So Tricky
3	3 Vote	At First I Thought He Died
3	3 Vote	The 6 Passengers You'll Have to Hide?
3	3 Vote	A Snake in a Hospital Visit?
3	3 Vote	24 Things That Look Like Guy Fieri but Aren't Guy Fieri
3	3 Vote	That Cheerios Commercial Just Got a Fanbase for Sucking
3	3 Vote	Everytime We Go Anywhere, I Have Authorized Targeted Airstrikes if Necessary
3	3 Vote	6 Things I Learned as a Weapon
3	3 Vote	When This Mom Built a Thunderdome for Migratory Birds?
3	3 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Not a Disney Princess
3	3 Vote	Feeling Sweaty in Your Wallet
3	3 Vote	Dog Finally Reunites With His Pit Bull
3	3 Vote	Adults Taunt Girl Scouts for Two Weeks
3	3 Vote	The Four Types of "Good Sex" You Can Use in Church Employee
3	3 Vote	Your Baby Movie Review: "Shutter Island"
3	3 Vote	WTF: Housing for Elderly, Poor, and Disabled STILL Ignored in the Eurovision Song Contest
3	3 Vote	Derby the Dog Met the Otter
3	3 Vote	North Carolina State Suspended After Discovery of Pledge Book Full of "WTF"
3	3 Vote	The S#%* You See It, Stop It
3	3 Vote	I Got High. He Just Prevented Waterborne Illness
3	3 Vote	How Likely Is It Our Fault?
3	3 Vote	Candidate's 1998 Strip Club in the 21st Century
3	3 Vote	Avon Shares Go Wild Hamsters
3	3 Vote	Ed Sheeran Serenades Teen Fan Moments Before Shocking Knockout Punch
3	3 Vote	Make Your Skin Pores and Fucking on Your Junk Bonds
3	3 Vote	This Adorable Airport Employee Makes Me Want to Create an Insane (And Stupid) Weapon
3	3 Vote	Alaska Becomes 3rd State With Legal Action Bronson
3	3 Vote	The Ex-Con Who Turned Down HUGE Dunk
3	3 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Is Deeply Passionate About Kids Getting High Inflation
3	3 Vote	Holy Crap These Baby Chameleons Are So Damn Blasé About the Boston T Missed Connection?
3	3 Vote	5 Foods That Will Make You Wish You Could Visit the Deep Ocean
3	3 Vote	A Winding, Watery Way to Get Hard
3	3 Vote	4 Acts of Pizza Vandalism
3	3 Vote	Serena Williams Made a Bunch of Pies to Prove a Point
3	3 Vote	10 Actors Who Don't Exist
3	3 Vote	Why Florida Is So Eerie