Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Internet Speeds in South Africa Delays Ruling on the Sale of Chicken Nuggets

3 votes
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by deathirst
2015-03-06

2015-03-06

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Illinois Finally Cracking Down on the Sale of African Lion Meat
    Jezebel Jezebel
  • Read
    Smashes
    Internet Speeds In South Korea Really Do Blow Away The Rest Of The World
    Business Insider Business Insider
  • Read
    Smashes
    South Africa Delays Ruling on Parole for Apartheid-Era Killer
    New York Times New York Times
  • Read
    Smashes
    A Court In The Netherlands Just Made A Ruling On The Worst Massacre In Europe Since World War II
    Business Insider Business Insider
  • Read
    Smashes
    McDonald's Halts Sale Of Chicken Nuggets In Hong Kong
    Business Insider Business Insider

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account