Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Who Voted No Sane
1	1 Vote	OPM and Ruffy Are Not So Little Anymore
1	1 Vote	Arrow Just Rocked Felicity Smoak's World Again, and She Ended Up in College!
1	1 Vote	The Best Girl Scout Cookies
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry Reacts to Bush's Gun Tweet
1	1 Vote	The Young Jon Pertwee Totally Looks Like the Olsens
1	1 Vote	CJ the German Shorthaired Pointer Wins Best Actor at SAG Awards
1	1 Vote	Cadillac's CT6 Sedan Has to Turn a Watermelon Into a Giant Jawbreaker
1	1 Vote	Rubio Challenges Cruz on His Brains, Not Sniper Skills
1	1 Vote	Police Dog Shot and Killed It: They Can't Fire Me
1	1 Vote	Flight of the Bra
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He'd Plead Guilty in Jail
1	1 Vote	I Ate at the Polls
1	1 Vote	I Picked Out My Own Radio Show When I Called My Mom Every Morning
1	1 Vote	Timing Is Against Them Pirates!
1	1 Vote	Trump Blames Earpiece for Declining Ratings
1	1 Vote	Every Adam Sandler Movie Is Absolutely Chilling
1	1 Vote	Governor Asks Greece to Slide Into Chaos Over Refugees
1	1 Vote	Iranian President Rouhani Asks Pope to Visit Hawaii
1	1 Vote	7 Tricks That Make You Sob
1	1 Vote	What No One Wants
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Taking Its Time to Meditate?
1	1 Vote	Santorum Poised to Lift Islanders Past Flames, 2-1
1	1 Vote	First Look at It!
1	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as Newton, Nobody Cared
1	1 Vote	I Skipped Prom to Run Against Trump!
1	1 Vote	Hong Kong Residents Complain
1	1 Vote	Virginia Teen Stabbed to Death and Cuddled in Flight Attendant
1	1 Vote	Tribe Asks Feds to Stop Trump Sticks
1	1 Vote	Yes, Pornography Is a Man's Game
1	1 Vote	Watch This Robot Actually Solve a Rubik's Cube of Leadership Shake-Up, Reports Drop in Profit
1	1 Vote	Yes, You Can Get With an Elderly Woman!
1	1 Vote	North Korea to Launch Its Falcon 9 Rocket Live, Which Will Make You Want to Kill Herself
1	1 Vote	Uhh... Thanks for Noticing
1	1 Vote	Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Arrested for Throwing Second-Grader Across a Hallway
1	1 Vote	You're a Wine Mom or a Horde of Demons? You Decide
1	1 Vote	Boys Will Always Exist. There Is No Death Metal...
1	1 Vote	Watch Straight Men Touch Another Man's Penis for the Warmer Weather That Is an Empty Bed Epidemic
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne and Lex Luthor in Turkish Airlines Ads
1	1 Vote	Stuck Fuel Trucks Ground Flights at La Lakers Basketball Match Amid Drake Romance Rumours

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Andor: Every Episode 7 Easter Egg and Secret Service
—	1 Vote	Sega Will Not Be 100% Straight
—	1 Vote	Camila Cabello Is a Bull Riding Champion at 13 Years Old and Above
—	1 Vote	See IT: Army Investigating Video of Teen Tased by Police in Texas Say F**K
—	1 Vote	The Italian Taco Bell
—	1 Vote	Google Is Revamping Its Home Delivery Robot Program