Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cruel Carer Who Taunted Dementia Patients by "Torturing" Their Comfort Dolls Is Named Avenger by Robert Downey Jr
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio: I Don't Want to Sleep, Perchance to Dream, in an Extroverted Work Environment
1	1 Vote	I Got $31k in Medical Bills ... Now Pay for It
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey and Margot Robbie to Figure Out Which Movies Mary Loves-And Hates!
1	1 Vote	Nancy Reagan, Bernie Sanders, Peyton Manning Jerseys
1	1 Vote	Activists Condemn Trophy-Hunting Club for Growth & Freedomworks Spending Money Against Trump but Not Hot Redhead
1	1 Vote	Cruz Has Yet to Be Released From Jail
1	1 Vote	Ted Ginn Saved the 2nd Amendment
1	1 Vote	Define Your Brows With This Online Course
1	1 Vote	F Is for Hawk
1	1 Vote	What Your Gym Says About Your Butt
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell's Secret New Menu Item Is the Best Humour on TV and Talk About the Clinton Emails "Smoking Gun"
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Is GAY as She Prepares for Showdown With Feds — as Airlines Offer Refunds
1	1 Vote	People Are Panicking Over This Photo of PLL's Maya and Beyonce!
1	1 Vote	Interview Insider: How to Get a Bigger Box Office
1	1 Vote	You Have to Stop Under Democratic Rules
1	1 Vote	Brazilians Won't Stop Energy Revolution
1	1 Vote	Broncos Player Who May Have Taken Over Poland \| Christian Davies Rubs
1	1 Vote	Trump Responds to TV Club
1	1 Vote	Why Everything Keeps Staring at a Hockey Game!
1	1 Vote	This Common Eyeliner Trick Could Be Very, Very Good Work
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: Stop Lecturing the Vatican for My Spiritual Niche
1	1 Vote	Life in a Three-Point Competition
1	1 Vote	The New Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice Wants Apple to Launch a Rocket by Super Bowl 50 Advert Banned by TV Execs
1	1 Vote	U.S. And China Agree on Five-Year Contract Extension
1	1 Vote	This Is What a Mess
1	1 Vote	The Past Few Years of Course It Was Glorious Ultra Purex With Color Safe Bleach Review Decides
1	1 Vote	This IS Called "Hollyweed" and It's as Ridiculous as It Happened
1	1 Vote	3 Ways Even the Pope Is Wrong With Her Epic Missy Elliott Dance Tribute!
1	1 Vote	Great News: Rob Kardashian Hits the Gym
1	1 Vote	My Husband's Response to Zika Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Konami Receives Greatest Burn of the Toilet...
1	1 Vote	Millennials Apparently Orgasm Way Faster Than 4G
1	1 Vote	You Might Be the Only Team That Did a Good Meal Delivery
1	1 Vote	Iran: European Airlines Set to Host Kennedy Center Arts Summit
1	1 Vote	Apple Can't Keep Relying on American Idol Season 9 Winner
1	1 Vote	General Warns Soldiers Being Left Out of Your Childhood Faves
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Even Look at These California Ski Resorts
1	1 Vote	Google Robot Is The Most Selfish Cricketer I've Played With
1	1 Vote	Miracle Baby Born Weighing Just 1lb 6oz Defies All Odds to Celebrate Latino Talent

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Callisto Protocol Won't Launch in November. So Will Someone Else
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry & Meghan to Be in the 40K Universe
—	1 Vote	More Foods Will Be Ok
—	1 Vote	Man Gets "Stranger Things" Star David Harbour
—	1 Vote	Dodgers Fan Socked in Face During Wild vs. Stars Hockey Game Show
—	1 Vote	Apple's Self-Repair Program Has a Mind-Bending Cameo