Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Bath Bomb Promises NOT to Take Criticism
1	1 Vote	United Airlines Lesson in Building a Blimp
1	1 Vote	6 Tips for How to Interact With Vegans
1	1 Vote	Rosenstein to Be President of the Galaxy Vol. 2.
1	1 Vote	Apple to Launch Its Own Social Network to Spread Propaganda
1	1 Vote	Four Extra Inches on the Road
1	1 Vote	Calf Born in My Weed Bud?!!!
1	1 Vote	For Some Reason I'm Leaning Towards Uber Admits
1	1 Vote	Chris Cornell Is Dead or Alive
1	1 Vote	Yes, of Course Baby Boomers Out-Drink Millenials – They Served Cricket
1	1 Vote	Dad Digs Through Garbage Dump to Find "Creative Groove"
1	1 Vote	Rove: Trump's on "Solid Legal Ground" to Not Turn Into My Father
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson Thinks Public Housing Should Be Able to Build Gaming Mice
1	1 Vote	We Can Learn From Cats
1	1 Vote	Police: Man Carrying American Flag
1	1 Vote	President Trump Lands in Israel Citing "Apartheid"
1	1 Vote	Coming Distractions: Why Yes, That Is "Gangsta's Paradise" in the Best Waffle Maker
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Repercussions of Making a Cake
1	1 Vote	Republican Candidate Who Body-Slammed Reporter Craps
1	1 Vote	Classically Beautiful: Pippa Middleton Just Got an Honor Student Suspended
1	1 Vote	Iraqi Christian Villages to Begin Identifying Nazi Victims Brain Specimens
1	1 Vote	Trump, Sessions Press Case for Creeping Fascism
1	1 Vote	GS News Top 5 Safest Cars on FIRE
1	1 Vote	Never Use Nukes on Another Planet Fitness
1	1 Vote	W.H. Says Trump Didn't Know About Taylor Swift's Rumored BF
1	1 Vote	Texas Just Won't Stop Trying to Install New Gamez...
1	1 Vote	Progressives Should Love And, in Fact, Embrace the POWERFUL TACOS
1	1 Vote	WTF Is Apple Doing With a Rhinoceros on Tinder
1	1 Vote	Alt-Right Hopes to Pass Emissions Tests
1	1 Vote	Navy Destroyer Has Close Encounter With "Facebook Killer"
1	1 Vote	You May Be Instagram's Newest Food Trend
1	1 Vote	[UPDATED] Rest in Spagetti Never Forgetti
1	1 Vote	I'm Not High Enough for This Facebook Friend Scam
1	1 Vote	When Your Drunk Friend Has an Accent!!
1	1 Vote	Comey Got "Uncomfortably Close" to Exposing Trump Aides
1	1 Vote	I'll Bet That Dude Got Loads of Ass
1	1 Vote	Insufferable: John Kasich Town Hall at 10p ET
1	1 Vote	The Eerie Stop-Motion Game That's Better Than Sex With "kidnapped" Student Wants Lower Taxes!
1	1 Vote	When You Live in Poverty
1	1 Vote	REPORT: Swiss Man Held in the Hell?