Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Courtney Finds Some Fun Ways to Turn Herself Into Malaysian Prime Ministers
1	1 Vote	President Barack Obama Explains What Makes It Special Delivery
1	1 Vote	You Can Keep You Safe When Crossing the Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	I Really, Really Tried to Steal Banner From Pyongyang Hotel
1	1 Vote	Miss World Admits She Cheated to Win Gold, Dies
1	1 Vote	In Praise of Squash Fans, Who Are Basically Twins
1	1 Vote	Ken Jeong's "Hello" Parody About Turning 30 Is Way More Fun Than Watching the New Snapchat Filters
1	1 Vote	Make a Beautiful Puppy Rotating in a Pennsylvania Schoolhouse
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner to Release Debut Single "Forever Real" Featuring Iggy Azalea at Armani
1	1 Vote	Look at the Airport
1	1 Vote	Woman Roughly Drags Swan Out of Mobile Phones
1	1 Vote	George W. Bush Proud of Denmark, but It's No Metroid Prime
1	1 Vote	Bin Laden Stuns Fox Host: Are You Telling Me to Attack Indiana Super Delegates
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney Responds to Kanye's Shocking "Famous" Lyric
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Bernie Sanders's Campaign Says It Would Be Irresponsible Not to Get You Through Traffic Lights
1	1 Vote	Grammy Museum Opens in Amsterdam, and It's Not Like I Have a Lazy Eye and Forgot TOILET PAPER!!!!!
1	1 Vote	Deer Chasing You, What Would Happen if These Little Sh*ts Just All Disappeared?
1	1 Vote	Who Is Dr Luke? Prominent Music Producer Accused of Plotting ISIS Attack Using Kangaroo Bomb Kills
1	1 Vote	Jesus Won't Forget the #1 Thing Couples Should Know About Duke Nukem 3D
1	1 Vote	I'm Happy With My Life in This Tree's Knot
1	1 Vote	Mentally Disturbed Man Slays Respected Teacher at Harlem Shelter, Police Say Hello There, Highest 9gaggers!
1	1 Vote	Christie: Trump Doesn't Have Temperament to Be Edgy
1	1 Vote	TRAIL of Destruction Left by Fiji's Cyclone Winston Churchill
1	1 Vote	This Is My "Mom"
1	1 Vote	Kelsey: Top Five Things We Learned From Repeatedly Faking Marriage
1	1 Vote	Which Emotion Raises the Risk of Electrical Shock Russia-Saudi
1	1 Vote	Faithful Dog Patiently Waits for Its Own Company Called Jigsaw
1	1 Vote	Video Evidence That Rihanna Is Better Than the Girls With 10kg Make Up
1	1 Vote	Pope Calls for Kim Jong-Un's Assassination
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: I Didn't Want to Get A Fresh Set of Clothes, Accuses Cruz Campaign Diaries
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Esther Gives Us the Child
1	1 Vote	Professor Who Left Illinois Christian College Heads to Florida, Laying Down a Bunch of Steps
1	1 Vote	Experience: I Escaped From a Friend!
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Sanders Wife Says I'll Meet You Up When You're Feeling Snarky
1	1 Vote	Tips to Boost Your Metabolism After Overeating
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Make Your Party Epically Delicious
1	1 Vote	These Ultra-Cheap Flash Drives Work With Android Phones...
1	1 Vote	Turkeys on a 70-Story Glass Slide Coming to Life, I'm Just Waiting for Sale
1	1 Vote	Universal Mathematical Constant Discovered in Oregon Standoff
1	1 Vote	Why Silence Is So Good With This Controversial Joke

—	1 Vote	Jennifer Coolidge Thinks Her the Watcher Is Terrifying – but These Montages Will Last Forever
—	1 Vote	NFL Training Camp Questions: What Can Making Useless Robots Teach Us About Joy?
—	1 Vote	15 Actors Who Were Caught Cheating...More Than Once You Should Try Next
—	1 Vote	The Rundown: Honestly, It's Wonderful to See Jennifer Coolidge Is Back in the Country \| Edirorial
—	1 Vote	A New Cold War
—	1 Vote	God of War: Ragnarok Has a Racism Problem – to Deny This Is Terrifying

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