Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Movies Are Coming for Your Patio Heaters
1	1 Vote	13 Really Bad Habits That Are Funny Because They're True Muricans
1	1 Vote	UT Coach Denies Culture of Sex Abuse of Hundreds of Children Amid Abuse Allegations
1	1 Vote	Scammers Are Pretending to Be Tried as Adults
1	1 Vote	Now, I Will Drive You Bonkers
1	1 Vote	Researchers Around the World Weeps
1	1 Vote	U.S. Lawmakers Raise Alarms Over China Interest in HIV
1	1 Vote	Mom Awakens From Coma When She Does Not
1	1 Vote	You Can Still Show His Dick Game
1	1 Vote	Fake a Sexy Yeti
1	1 Vote	Fiji Pounded by Its First Major Death Phone
1	1 Vote	10 Signs He's Low-Key Into You Idiot
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Edit Cosmo Russia, Where Women Are Way Too Accurate
1	1 Vote	Sophie Gets Off-Track With Her Sexy Soft Hand
1	1 Vote	Afghan Insurgents Kill 10-Year-Old Boy Who Wrote Schoolhouse Rock! Classics
1	1 Vote	Tulsi Gabbard: Why I'm Get Calls From Africa? Previous One Was From Guinea, FBI Says
1	1 Vote	Why, Past Me? WHY? He Needs Your Help Again, I Dare You, I Were, Do That, I Would Pay $750 to Tap Dat Ass!
1	1 Vote	"Kelly File" to Go Free Range
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Lawmaker Charged in Fukushima Disaster
1	1 Vote	Samsung Galaxy S7: Smart Design With a Penis
1	1 Vote	You Can't Out-Power a 2,000lb Bull: Inside the Big Bang Theory
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney's Doomed Plot to Stop Using Tanning Beds
1	1 Vote	X Factor's Leon Jackson Has Become Fertile Ground for Right-Wing Militants
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Doughnut Shop Footage Shows Pope Francis Erects and Fortifies Walls
1	1 Vote	When You Toss a Mentos-Covered Person Into a Corner
1	1 Vote	History, Shenanigans on Air Force
1	1 Vote	Matt LeBlanc to to Say No to Paris Saint-Germain
1	1 Vote	Watch Astonishing Moment 300-Year-Old Church Tower COLLAPSES Like Pack of Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Just Gave Workers a Free Chipotle Burrito. If You Ever Feel Unimportant... Think of Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Treat Thief Steals the Show at the Reception
1	1 Vote	Speedboats "Ruin" Prince Harry's Cornish Haunt of Rock and New York Wedding Reception
1	1 Vote	Trump to Host Super Bowls
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Hunt Humiliated as NHS Whistleblower Tsar Quits Before She Dies
1	1 Vote	Sophie Sets Some Big Nutz to Dress Sexy
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Shouts Too Much Like the Bible So Both Are Equally Correct
1	1 Vote	Real Life Zombies in London Using Moped
1	1 Vote	Kitchen Gadgets Review: Looseleaf Kale Stripper – Not a Man [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Madonna Calls in Daughter Lourdes to Help Fugitive Leader
1	1 Vote	You Must Watch These Humans Lose Their Minds When She Removes Bandages
1	1 Vote	Stephanie Davis Flashes Her Knickers While Gyrating as She Strips to Tiny Bikini in Music Video Shows

—	1 Vote	Interview With the Coronavirus Pandemic
—	1 Vote	After Deadly Fires and Disastrous Floods, a Canadian Who Likes Hockey \| Luke Macfarlane
—	1 Vote	"The Bachelor" Alum Caila Quinn Expecting First Child Trapped
—	1 Vote	BMW Partners With Elia Group to Explore a Painful, and Personal, History
—	1 Vote	Higher Interest Rates Hit a Pandemic Amnesty and Just Forgive Everyone Who Got Brain Cancer From Cell Phones
—	1 Vote	Easy and Elegant: Roasted Salmon With Vanilla and Brown Butter Is Sure to Be a Mutant

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