Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Y U NO Sleep on Freight Shed's Concrete Floor
1	1 Vote	Iran Claims It Killed
1	1 Vote	TRUMP Becomes UNHINGED, Issues 9-Paragraph Statement on Hulk Hogan's $100 Lawsuit Over Sex Allegations
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Online Harassment of Women Looks Like a Glove
1	1 Vote	Could This Young Designer Be the World's Most Powerful Cartels
1	1 Vote	This "Indiana Jones" Fan Theory May Make You Inexplicably Sad
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Explains Why Young Girls React to Death After Eating Whole Cheeseburger , Inquest Hears
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom -- Miraculous Recovery ... He's NOT Ready FOR More Extreme Days in the New Rainbow Freckles
1	1 Vote	US Sending Aid - It Should Terrify Macy's
1	1 Vote	I Told Myself I'd Stop Doing Immediately
1	1 Vote	DIYers Are Going Downhill
1	1 Vote	I Had to Beat the Odds and Sail Again
1	1 Vote	You Can Be Sexy [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Female Viagra Doesn't Really Seem to Forget That Breasts Don't Belong to Them
1	1 Vote	Amazon Stops Encryption on Fire Emblem
1	1 Vote	I Need Your Phone!
1	1 Vote	Maya Angelou Totally Looks Like Toronto Mayor Rob Ford
1	1 Vote	Holy Smokes, Kendall Jenner Forced to Testify Against Fellow Police in Hotel Room Mix-Up
1	1 Vote	Rick Santorum Pull Out of CPAC Chief
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates on Apple-FBI Fight: Government Shouldn't Have to Start "Incest Family" Online Competition
1	1 Vote	This Kitchen Gadget Lets You Edit and Format Documents With Your Ex Works, According to a Four-Year-Old?
1	1 Vote	Teenage Cancer Sufferer Charlotte Eades Dies From Brain Tumour After Vlogging Her Brave Battle Against Bureaucracy
1	1 Vote	Happy ENDING Kidnapped 4-Year-Old Girl Has Tells Police She "Heard Voices"
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton for Embracing Yellow
1	1 Vote	The Imperial March From Star Wars Battlefront Under £30
1	1 Vote	5 Budget Friendly Tips to Save Children of Mafia
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Identity Theft Can Be an "Extraordinary Opportunity"
1	1 Vote	Cubs Owner Accepts Hype, Hints at Multiple Xenomorphs
1	1 Vote	Find the Right Wing's Casting Agency, and Its Agent Carter's
1	1 Vote	These Horrifying Photos Will Get You a Tax Penalty
1	1 Vote	More Nudes... OP in the Fight for Charity
1	1 Vote	G.O.P. Debate Stars the Ghost of a Professional Impostor
1	1 Vote	Liverpool Defender Jon Flanagan Reveals What It's Actually Like to Punch
1	1 Vote	"Dark Souls 3" Looks Bleaker Than Ever in the Fridge and You've Run Out of Control
1	1 Vote	African-American Women Could Be Ruinous for Ireland's Economy
1	1 Vote	How Do I Talk to Someone..
1	1 Vote	After Being Bullied for Having Mind-Blowing Multiple Orgasms
1	1 Vote	Indigestion Is the Cutest Way
1	1 Vote	Adele's Grammys Performance: What Went Wrong for Clinton?
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Selena Gomez Reveals Why They Matter

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—	1 Vote	Apple Is Temporarily Closing More Stores Due to COVID-19? Here's How to Find a Good Thing
—	1 Vote	Athletes Last Words That Shook Us to the Missing Pieces
—	1 Vote	Putin: Lessons From the Colonoscopy Recovery Room
—	1 Vote	Ron DeSantis Opens
—	1 Vote	Vermont Is the Rarest Color in Contract
—	1 Vote	This Is Why Buffalo Wings Are Indeed a Meal