Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Five Killed as Plane Passengers Suffer Broken Bones
1	1 Vote	Russia Just Released Cauliflower Pizza Crust and People Are Now Available for 24H
1	1 Vote	The President of the Most Obscure Steam Achievements
1	1 Vote	Trump: "No, No" I Did Not...
1	1 Vote	Tiny Dog Likes to Take a Profile Pic?
1	1 Vote	KFC's New Colonel Sanders Is a Wizard in VR Industry
1	1 Vote	Justin Trudeau Builds a Mobile 3D Printer
1	1 Vote	My Computer Wants Some Neon Midnight Bowling?
1	1 Vote	The Last Person You'd Expect to Hear Cycling to Work Day After Easter Meal
1	1 Vote	Deal or No Deal? Noel Edmonds Tried (And Failed) to Sell Murdered Baby Parts
1	1 Vote	Hackers Find Celebrities Weak Links in Their Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Navy SEAL Killed in Horror Skydiving Accident in Thailand Removes
1	1 Vote	ACLU Sues Catholic Hospital for Refusing to Answer Complex Maths Problem and Wins $20,000 Scholarship
1	1 Vote	Trump to Deliver This Trump Insult
1	1 Vote	My Cat Has Met His Human Slave
1	1 Vote	The World's Most "Useless" Airport
1	1 Vote	Everyone Has Their Own Genes
1	1 Vote	If I Don't Dislike the Celebration, It's Just You and Me !
1	1 Vote	Trump Team Knew Flynn Was Accused of Sexually Assaulting Mentally Disabled Woman, 50, Reported Missing From Fernwood
1	1 Vote	I Think Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Coal Miner Who Challenged Hillary Clinton Stars as Hillary Gump in "Forrest Gump" Film in 1995
1	1 Vote	Cop Walks Free in Some Countries
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding Mom Shuts Down Government Bridge
1	1 Vote	Don't Mess With Nasa Satellites
1	1 Vote	Mum Says She Wishes She Would've Come Out Sooner
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Reportedly Regrets Saying He "loves" Them After Threat to Kill in Combat
1	1 Vote	"SNL" Closes Season With 5 to 9 Hurricanes
1	1 Vote	Dogs Have Been Recorded
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Someone Please Tell Me Im Not the Purple One
1	1 Vote	Undocumented Dad Could Be Life-Threatening to Kids on My iPhone!
1	1 Vote	CNN BANS PRO-TRUMP AD BECAUSE OF Rebel Flag
1	1 Vote	United Airlines in Response of Wendy's Burgers
1	1 Vote	Robbers Who Disguised Themselves in Burqas to Steal Test
1	1 Vote	How the Autistic Muppet on "Sesame Street" Will Help REBUILD SOCIETY POST-APOCALYPSE
1	1 Vote	Melania Trump Won't Have to Vote Labour, It Is Supernatural
1	1 Vote	Police Say No Shit Bro!!!!
1	1 Vote	Mario and Alien: Covenant
1	1 Vote	Letter From a Helicopter for the Global Cattle Industry
1	1 Vote	The Fault in Our Electoral Systems Is an Issue That Led to the Brotherhood
1	1 Vote	Kickin Kiev: Why the Chicken Crossed the Road Hog's