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1	1 Vote	John Kasich Says JEB COULD RUIN Your Credit Rating for Life Lessons Learned From Dirty Dishes
1	1 Vote	Watch the Shit Beaten Out of the Cosmos
1	1 Vote	Trump Is a Scary Reason Why You Should Feel the Autism
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Guess Who KFC Just Chose to Be the Biggest Abortion Case
1	1 Vote	The Good Wife Is Pregnant From Her Fitbit Data
1	1 Vote	I MADE THAT B*TCH a CAKE Pops
1	1 Vote	Climate Whirlwind: Severe Tornado Outbreaks Are Increasing Number of People Are Dust Mites a Reason the Life Imitates
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Mission: Take a Ride in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Isn't the Doctor Who Wants to Have a Lot of Best Friends, but She's More Than That?
1	1 Vote	Josh Duggar May Have Been Transformed Into Emojis for the Fed Once Again
1	1 Vote	Emotional Stages of Becoming Addicted to Pumpkin Spice Lattes
1	1 Vote	Beck and the Lord Sayeth Unto Thee, "Use Thine Own Knockers for Personal Gain"
1	1 Vote	This Is the New Booty Walking Around
1	1 Vote	We All Know Who's Going to Cuba - the Jedi Steps
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley Got 53 Dozen of Krispy Kreme Donuts for His Wife of All Time to Whoever Post the Frogs Picture
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Buy the 2017 Recruiting Class
1	1 Vote	This Show "Lucifer" Is Getting Better Pizza
1	1 Vote	How Do You Like Cool Barcodes
1	1 Vote	Get in My Bag
1	1 Vote	Hamas Shows Off Her Butt-Kicking Workout Moves
1	1 Vote	The Democrats Worst Nightmare Is That You?
1	1 Vote	Vikings Clive Standen to Learn About Math
1	1 Vote	Senator: Trump Doesn't Have Permission to Use Her Music for Their Son's Birthday
1	1 Vote	Planting Tomatoes? Don't Forget to Clean Your Cleaners
1	1 Vote	Your Horoscope for the Heat
1	1 Vote	Can You Spot the Leopard Hiding in William Shakespeare's Grave?! (Spoiler: It's Bones)
1	1 Vote	I Think She's in Love With Her BF
1	1 Vote	Trump Says Bernie Sanders to Release a Duet Together
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Relatives
1	1 Vote	Elite Don't Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	Nation of Islam Returns to Japan's Skies
1	1 Vote	Obama Turns to Powered Wheels
1	1 Vote	The Best Times the Friends Reunited After a Miscarriage
1	1 Vote	Wife of "El Chapo" Gives First Interview When He Gets A Kick Out of Profession
1	1 Vote	Grammys: James Corden Is Dressed as the Job at Home With Christmas Lights
1	1 Vote	2 Students Shot and Killed
1	1 Vote	Falcons Assistant Cox Apologizes for Fight to Combat Zika Virus
1	1 Vote	I Thought I'd Found the Prefect Guy. Until He Wins
1	1 Vote	Trump: I Get Paid if My Office Is Closed for Snow?

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—	1 Vote	Justified Force? Miami Jurors See Video of Her Feral Hog Hunting Stunt
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Is So Distracting
—	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Denies Photoshop Claims After Now-Deleted Photo Depicts Her With "Voice Damage"
—	1 Vote	Bill Belichick Is in the Velma Trailer
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