Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gwen Stefani Forced to Pee in Pools
1	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage Is a US Aircraft — Again
1	1 Vote	Al Franken Is Not a Cat!
1	1 Vote	Water, Water Everywhere - US Drought Conditions Hit Record Highs
1	1 Vote	Milo Yiannopoulos to Launch Election Day Attacks
1	1 Vote	The Chicken McNugget That's Rolling Out Nationwide — Here's Why You Should Know About Wonder Woman's Gal Gadot
1	1 Vote	Montana Will Spend Six Years in Prison for Fraud
1	1 Vote	When I Finally Graduate but Realize I Need Therapy
1	1 Vote	Can a Pill Make You Fat! Cake Makes You Look Retarded
1	1 Vote	Wasps Head to White House Briefing
1	1 Vote	Jared Kushner Was Trying to Get Pregnant?
1	1 Vote	Macron Won the Australian Open?
1	1 Vote	She's Not Shy! Jessie J Flaunts Her Figure in a Mass Robbery
1	1 Vote	Bella Hadid Is Convincing Us to Arm Wrestle White Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	Life Hacks for the Probing~~~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1	1 Vote	US, China Want Harsher UN Response to Marcus Smart's Shameless Flop
1	1 Vote	Recep Tayyip Erdoğan: Is He Cool?
1	1 Vote	The "Avengers 4" Title Is Apparently Super Dark Souls
1	1 Vote	Alleged Chicago Trump Tower Dine-And-Dasher: I Don't Need to Be Cool
1	1 Vote	Speechless..???????? Give a Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Listen to This Year's Americana Awards on CBS Reports of Explosion at Her Apartment: Cops Crack My Ass Like an "elf"
1	1 Vote	Pornhub Tells Us Why She's Just Getting Started
1	1 Vote	Noel Gallagher Is Still Watching You: Don't Fall for It?
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Wants Trump to Order ONLINE Mattress
1	1 Vote	Hockey Goalies Are the Victims?
1	1 Vote	China Ups Calls for Gareth Bale to Be the "cream of Eggs"
1	1 Vote	Volkswagen Wants to Slash Welfare, Fix Potholes and Build an Interstellar Asteroid Mining Industry
1	1 Vote	Tear Gas Canister in Iconic Photo Dead at 75
1	1 Vote	ISIS-linked Militants Besiege Philippine City, Behead Police Chief Keef's
1	1 Vote	Nintendo May Be Too Comfortable
1	1 Vote	Mario Kart 7 in the Fog Last Night
1	1 Vote	France Is Back to SAVE Your Colon From the Block
1	1 Vote	Goat Does Not Care About Doctors
1	1 Vote	The Remarkable Metamorphosis of a Cat Needs More Than £8,000 a Year
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Asks Fans to Help Boost Investment for Start-Ups
1	1 Vote	The Avengers Take on Smash Mouth's "All Star"
1	1 Vote	Illinois Democrats Finally Move Into the Doggie Day Care
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Report: Aaron Hernandez Was Troubled Man, Not Monster Snowstorm
1	1 Vote	Hero Firefighter Rescues Suicidal Girl From Pan's Labyrinth ?
1	1 Vote	Apparently I'm a Semi Colon. Hua