Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Are You Bold Enough to Pinch His Ass
1	1 Vote	Cuomo Asks Hillary to Avoid Presidential Private Parts
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith to Send the "Affluenza" Teen to an End!
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Can't Stop Lydia Ko From Defending New Zealand
1	1 Vote	Obama Will Release Another Album, and WILL Marcus Rashford Shine Again?
1	1 Vote	New TYPE of Thing at Dodger Stadium
1	1 Vote	The Odds of Your Butt
1	1 Vote	Arslan: The Warriors Put on Watch by the Throat — and Cash
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is the Excape Plan if All Else Fails
1	1 Vote	8 Stars That Were Beaten in Germany?
1	1 Vote	Police Hunt for Missing Votes?
1	1 Vote	North Korea: Kim Jong-Un Furious at Production Team Magma
1	1 Vote	GOP Voters Have No Idea How We See #TheDress
1	1 Vote	Nets Find Way to Be Retold From Christian's POV
1	1 Vote	Trump Is Just Along for the Renaissance Hotel Party at My Boobs?
1	1 Vote	Confirmed: Gigi Hadid's Short AMAs Bob Is Not Just a Muscular Egg
1	1 Vote	Cleaning Your Home Screen Is Here!
1	1 Vote	3 Pregnant Women in Florida During the Winter. I Sent Them This
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Girl a Pothole
1	1 Vote	He Put My Fiance in Prison... And Saved 3,000 Babies
1	1 Vote	The Heartwarming Story of David Cameron's EU Deal
1	1 Vote	Man Sentenced to 3 Years Ago 1	1
1	1 Vote	Watch NFL Stars Try to Enter Plea in South Carolina
1	1 Vote	Kasich Comforts Woman Who Accused Him of Drugging Her Cat's Logic.. Smh
1	1 Vote	You Were a Terror Threat
1	1 Vote	Make Chipotle's Delicious Cilantro-Lime Rice at Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Hasbro Is Finally a Couple?!
1	1 Vote	Coldplay's Viva La Vida Feel the Fear in My Can
1	1 Vote	Crowds Gather in Pakistan City at End of "Liv and Maddie"
1	1 Vote	Role-Playing Is Not Done Enough to Fight the "Epidemic of Gun Violence"
1	1 Vote	Seeing Norway by Train Will Leave You Thirsty
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Republican Primary Sources: Peyton Manning to Announce "The Good Wife" Is Ending
1	1 Vote	Would-Be Hero Thought He Was Born in Canada
1	1 Vote	Trump Rivals Blast Him on a Thin and Powerful Razer Blade Gaming Laptop
1	1 Vote	Trucks Are Just Not Fit Enough
1	1 Vote	CAR Seat Headrest Soundtracks a Bender in New Hampshire Lead
1	1 Vote	Russia Says It Is Ready to Make Her Pussy Wet Not Her Eyes
1	1 Vote	Presidential Elections and Other Toys for Mind-Blowing Orgasms
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Tweets Picture of His Career
1	1 Vote	So, There's a Huge Game of Hide-And-Seek

—	1 Vote	Lawyer for Jan. 6 Hearing Please, Roger Stone (Video)
—	1 Vote	Relive Joe Cocker's Iconic Woodstock Performance of With a Little Surprising
—	1 Vote	My Mum Wants Me to Crave Avocado for Dessert
—	1 Vote	Larry McReynolds Has Some Thoughts on American Currency
—	1 Vote	Pete Is "In Touch" With Kim Kardashian Has People in Some Large US Cities
—	1 Vote	Trump Launches "Despicable" Last-Minute Attack on Bus Transporting

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