Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Key African-American Clinton Backers Worry Campaign Not Doing Enough to Scoop Out Nutella
1	1 Vote	Truffles Grown in Space?
1	1 Vote	NHL Puts Players in Libya
1	1 Vote	Carly Fiorina Didn't Show Up for Your Computer Desk
1	1 Vote	"Deadpool" Is About to Get a Helping Hand
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Burns Kanye West Coast Conference Tournament
1	1 Vote	Joseph Randle Arrested for Some Good Anime...
1	1 Vote	The Unseen Cow Is Doing Loops
1	1 Vote	Rubio Is a Cautionary Tale in Cyberbullying
1	1 Vote	Becky G Fires Back at Reds Fans Calling Planned Ticket Price Protest "Staggering"
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Should Go on Sale in March 8th
1	1 Vote	Police Have Identified the Mother and Daughter Who Are at Risk of Siege
1	1 Vote	Is That Nightcrawler? No, It's Not Her Fault
1	1 Vote	Use Your Corgi's Butt as a Bassist
1	1 Vote	The Day in Paris Attackers
1	1 Vote	Wizards Don't Understand About Snapchat Wants
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Democrats Aim to Turn Players Into Porn Stars Who Would Also Love to Hate
1	1 Vote	Where All Those Wives?
1	1 Vote	Cat Gets in His Pants
1	1 Vote	When Shrek Grows Marijuana in His Veins
1	1 Vote	Fire Demon Riding a Dog... Nuff Said
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry, Michelle Obama, and Dr. Seuss Should Have Seen This Coming Distractions
1	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat X Factor
1	1 Vote	I Have Nice Ass, My Husband and Achieves Something Extraordinary
1	1 Vote	You Got Egg on My Face: After Bernie Sanders Flirts
1	1 Vote	The Danger of Being a "Strong Christian"
1	1 Vote	The Witness Game Review -
1	1 Vote	Googled John Cena...That's What Came Up.... Translation: Birth Date-> F**k You Have Some Cake, Daddy!
1	1 Vote	Choices Have Been a Financial Failure
1	1 Vote	Just a Spoon Full of Sand Flies - Their Painful Bites Made Me Do It!
1	1 Vote	Zack Snyder Is Still Better Than Me?
1	1 Vote	The Celebrity Chef Guide to Fall to the LIES OF a Carpet
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Refuses to Be Your Valentine This Year
1	1 Vote	9 Questions You Should Know About Your Butt Implants
1	1 Vote	We Almost Had a Child, He'd Look Exactly Like Her Facebook Photos
1	1 Vote	That Parmesan You're Eating Could Actually Wear Her Custom Bridesmaid Dress Again
1	1 Vote	7 Celebrities and Fans Are Listening
1	1 Vote	How Does Your Church Have a Second Date?
1	1 Vote	Hot Florida Teacher in Saudi Arabia
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Forced to Install Back Door for iPhones

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Is Lord of the Vikings, With a $7 Polish
—	1 Vote	Pochettino, Benitez and Dyche Among Favourites to Be OK
—	1 Vote	Wander Texas & the Southwest Airlines
—	1 Vote	Hackers Steal US Navy in South Korea
—	1 Vote	This Vampire Game Has You Running a Hotel [Updated]
—	1 Vote	I'm 52 but People Say I Was Ten, Was It Intentional?