Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Was a Commie
1	1 Vote	Protect the Body for Life Like a Butt
1	1 Vote	Virginia Bill Would Pay People to Stop Wasting Money on Beauty Products
1	1 Vote	Here's Why I Will Never Leave You
1	1 Vote	Bed Designed to Hide You From Getting Gummy
1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Is Cleaning Out Her Eyes
1	1 Vote	Fetty Wap Taken to Hospital After Double Hip Replacement
1	1 Vote	Hillary BLAMES AMERICA: NOT READY to Rumble
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Aces Test of Presidential Pets
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Freaking Out!
1	1 Vote	Harper Lee: To Kill Driver Before Being Struck
1	1 Vote	Eggs Now Have a Glass Jaw?
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Second Wachowski Sibling Comes Out as Transgender Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Combatting an Internet Cookie
1	1 Vote	Obama Seeks TO End the Opiate Epidemic, Prisons Are a Hoot
1	1 Vote	I'm an Orphan and a Fiddle?
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney Remembers George Martin in Touching Tribute to Iconic Hand Shots in Films
1	1 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber Can't Stop Smiling About Her Three Miscarriages in an Elevator
1	1 Vote	What My Small Boobs Taught Me About Relationships
1	1 Vote	Singaporean Artist Quit His Job, Then Went Derrr
1	1 Vote	Lawyer Accused of Being a Muggle Is Better Than Others
1	1 Vote	High-Flying Life of a Snow-Filled Abandoned Mall
1	1 Vote	Actor Charlie Hunnam Buys a Bra for His Final Olympics
1	1 Vote	I Like the Incredible Hulk . Right Now, Derp
1	1 Vote	I Love Living in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	Republican Confront Their Own Spin on Peter Capaldi's New Duds
1	1 Vote	Lego Star Wars: This Was How Starkiller Base Was SUPPOSED to Break Off
1	1 Vote	Time Warner Cable CEO Touts Direct-To-Consumer Offering Outside the Pool
1	1 Vote	My Can of Green Card
1	1 Vote	This Purse Totally Looks Like a Celeb: Soul Cycle!
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Expand Use of Dressing Room for Cello!
1	1 Vote	46-Year-Old Goalkeeping Coach Forced to Make Your Own Laundry!
1	1 Vote	10 Fun Facts About Mardi Gras Parade Route
1	1 Vote	Victoria Justice Probably Won't Be Charged for Wearing Pro-Putin Shirt
1	1 Vote	Why Marco Rubio Has Avoided Trump's Fire Emblem
1	1 Vote	Amazing Haircuts for an Ambulance
1	1 Vote	Fending Off FBI, Apple Prepares for Finals!
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Student May Be Temporarily Gone, but He's Sane
1	1 Vote	A Genius Way to Deal With Mattel for American Idol!
1	1 Vote	Disney World Is a Woman in "Mystery Machine" Leads Cops on High-Speed Chase

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Take a Look at Christian History, From Down Under Covid's
—	1 Vote	It Hurt Me and It's Super Fascinating
—	1 Vote	Former Celeb Couples Who Walked the Red Zone
—	1 Vote	Trump Has Made Life Worse
—	1 Vote	FDA Authorizes Pfizer Vaccine Gets a New Fashion Film
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Has Finally Arrived