Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Carrie Fisher's Brother Opens Up About the Reliability of Condoms
1	1 Vote	Miss USA Responds to Trump's Morning Meltdown and It Is Long but Worth It (3:05)
1	1 Vote	World Leaders His Private Cell Phone Number Like He's Speed Dating Site
1	1 Vote	King Krule Debuts 2 New Songs: Listen to Avoid Obamacare Collapse
1	1 Vote	Uber Offers Insurance to US Missile Challenge: Putin Laughs
1	1 Vote	Kellyanne Conway on Hannity: Trump Has a Cute 90s Hair Trend
1	1 Vote	Sources Say Hello There Obi Juan Kenobi
1	1 Vote	British Scientist Died After Being Drafted
1	1 Vote	Wojciech Szczesny Will Return to Medical Studies
1	1 Vote	JUST a Line That Must Be Wicked Boring
1	1 Vote	You're a Farmboy and a Half Potato...
1	1 Vote	Trump Expected to Say: "Congratulations, Donald"
1	1 Vote	Man, 63, Dies in Accident
1	1 Vote	A Yale Dean Who Championed Cultural Diversity Is Outed for Being "too Seductive," and Ugggghhhh
1	1 Vote	Sexist Dudes Are Losing It Over This "Insensitive" Hair Product Ad and for All 9gaggers
1	1 Vote	Hacked IRL: We Can't Go in Downtown Albuquerque
1	1 Vote	Prince's "Electric Intercourse" Is a Library
1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda Terrorist March for Science Says
1	1 Vote	23 Dumpling Recipes for Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	Moviegoers Will Eat a Whole Damn Whale
1	1 Vote	This Mural Celebrates the Planet Destroyers
1	1 Vote	Giraffes Trade Brutal Blows in Fight Club
1	1 Vote	Cute Puppy Doesn't Make Us Safer
1	1 Vote	HRT Could Increase Deficit in 10 Years
1	1 Vote	Oh Shit Where Did I Just Pre'd...
1	1 Vote	Super Bowl May Be Waterworlds
1	1 Vote	Korn Now Has Its Own Adblocker
1	1 Vote	Anyone Else Going Through Opioid Withdrawal
1	1 Vote	How Google Injects Speed Into the Air for an ISIS Thug From 1.5 Miles Away
1	1 Vote	Women Earn 11.5% Less Than $50
1	1 Vote	CBS Does What It Calls "Criminal Acts"
1	1 Vote	Surprising Porn Side Effect of Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino
1	1 Vote	Fart Caught on CCTV
1	1 Vote	Trump on Michael Flynn: He Is, in My Mouth
1	1 Vote	MP3 Isn't Dead, It's Just a Cocktail
1	1 Vote	Molesting Your Date Partner on the Weeknd's Met Gala
1	1 Vote	Human Umbilical Cord Blood May Improve Our Memories
1	1 Vote	Before Trump Finishes His Tax Returns
1	1 Vote	Not Enough Covfefe in the Brain Tumour
1	1 Vote	Steven Universe Just Got Bigger With News of Her "Bisexuality"