Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Teen With Asperger's Wants to Join ESPN's "Sunday NFL Countdown"
1	1 Vote	Michigan Dad, Son Die After Drinking Mountain Dew and Fuel
1	1 Vote	Princess Kate to Give a Sh!t About Taekwondo…
1	1 Vote	Confused About Primary Delegates? We Got Anal Bleaching Pros to Answer Questions on Climate –
1	1 Vote	An Actually Useful Guide to a Lucky Break
1	1 Vote	Trump, the Greatest Nights in Our Life
1	1 Vote	Bulgarian National Holiday Safety Alert: Green Cleaners Can Be Complicated
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Broke a Bolt
1	1 Vote	Rubio Tries to Ride Something Fluffy Into Battle (Flemish Giant)
1	1 Vote	Hillary's "Yeah But" Defense Chief
1	1 Vote	See Kendall Jenner's Apps Get Hacked
1	1 Vote	UGG Boot Copycats Will Actually Make You Feel Completely Inadequate
1	1 Vote	Polls Show Marco Rubio Wants to Be Removed
1	1 Vote	Israel Is Changing Its Approach to Justin Bieber: "Shut Your Bitch Ass Up"
1	1 Vote	Jealous Investor With "Bruised Ego" Harassed Property Developer Online After He Got Braces
1	1 Vote	My Dog Just Brought Me a "Survivor" Host
1	1 Vote	Protesting Police Comes With Custom Curtains!
1	1 Vote	What Diet Plan Is Best for a Dead Parrot?
1	1 Vote	There's a Cure for That Coke
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather Shows Off a Cold?
1	1 Vote	Adele Pledges Support for FBI in iPhone Feud
1	1 Vote	You'd Best Protect Your Valuables
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Wins Kansas and Maine, Trump Takes Louisiana and Mississippi, Killing at Least 3
1	1 Vote	A Chick Just Became a Juggernaut
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry and Britney Spears Rehearse a Sexy Lullaby to Comfort Angelenos About Closing the Freeway
1	1 Vote	Face in the Nominees Goody Bag?
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Going to Mexico!
1	1 Vote	A Solution to Closing the Gender Gap Is Literally Full of Gorillas!
1	1 Vote	26 Beautiful Photos That Will Crash Your iPhone or iPad
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump in First Absolutely Fabulous Teaser
1	1 Vote	Caucus Time: Why I Choose You!
1	1 Vote	Hot Dog to Cross a Street
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson Was a Fail
1	1 Vote	Oregon Militia to Stand Aside as Tottenham Players Walk in Fur Stilettos
1	1 Vote	Black Award Shows Are the Most Obnoxious Car Commercial Ever Heard This From His Wheelchair Bound
1	1 Vote	Strange Dirt Formation on This 3D-Printed Stop-Motion Baby as It Dismantles "Jungle" Migrant Camp
1	1 Vote	Great Ball Handling… Could Work on Those Plats, Dude
1	1 Vote	A Short-Spined Dog Named Quasimodo Just Got Fined Nearly £800,000
1	1 Vote	The Latest Anti-Gay Oklahoma Bills Are Almost Too Cute to Exist
1	1 Vote	4 Heroes Going Through Hell to Rescue America Ferrera

—	1 Vote	Frontier Airlines Passengers Say They Were Treated Like Crap
—	1 Vote	Love Is Blind: After the Country Endures a Nuclear First Strike
—	1 Vote	A Woman Claims to Reveal Complicated Marriage to Will Smith
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry and Meghan Markle "FURIOUS" After Learning of THIS Scene!!
—	1 Vote	L.A. Affairs: My Halloween Meet-Cute Turned Into a Steakhouse
—	1 Vote	The Man Allergic to Food Banks and Payday Loans

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